To Prime the Pump - A. Bertram Chandler [4]
"At the Academy, sir. And during my first training cruise."
"And never since. You're like all the rest of the officers aboard this ship, far too used to riding around in comfort with an inertial drive unit tucked away under your backside. Very well, this will be an ideal opportunity for you to gain some experience of real spacefaring."
"Yes, sir. See to the boat, sir?"
"Not yet. Commander Griffin is quite capable of that." He walked to the chart desk, beckoned Grimes to follow him. The Navigator had already spread a chart on the flat surface, securing it with spring clips. "This," said Daintree, "was transmitted to us by whatever or whoever passes for Port Control on El Dorado. Mercator's Projection. Here is the spaceport"—his thin, bony fingers jabbed downwards—"by this lake . . ."
"Will the spaceport be suitable for the landing of the rocket boat, sir?" asked Grimes. "After all, if it was designed only to handle inertial drive vessels . . ."
"I've already thought of that point, Mr. Grimes. But our rocket boat is designed to land on water if needs be."
"But . . . but will they be ready for us, sir?"
"This vessel has established electronic radio communication with El Dorado, Mr. Grimes. I shall tell them to be ready for you. After all, we are visiting their planet at their request."
"Yes, sir."
"Very good, then. You may study the chart until it is time for you to take the boat away."
"Yes, sir."
Grimes looked down at the new, as yet unmarked plan of the spaceport and its environs. He would far sooner have spent the time studying the Manual of Spacemanship, with special attention to that section devoted to the handling of rocket-powered re-entry vehicles. But, after all, he was qualified as an atmosphere pilot and had, for some time, been drawing the extra pay to which his certificate entitled him.
As he studied the chart he overheard Captain Daintree talking over the transceiver to somebody, presumably Port Control, on the planet below. "Yes, you heard me correctly. I am sending the advance party down in one of my rocket boats." Came the reply, "But, Captain, our spaceport is not suitable for the reception of such a craft." The voice was as arrogant as Daintree's own but in a different way. It was the arrogance that comes with money (too much money), with inherited titles, with a bloodline traced back to some uncouth robber baron who happened to be a more efficient thief and murderer than his rivals.
"I am sending away my rocket boat." One almost expected the acridity of ozone to accompany that quarterdeck snap and crackle.
"I am sorry, Captain—" Port Control didn't sound very sorry—"but that is impossible."
"Do you want our help, or don't you?"
There was a brief silence, then a reluctant "Yes."
"Your spaceport is on the northern shore of Lake Bluewater, isn't it?"
"You have the chart that we transmitted to you, Captain."
"My rocket boat can be put down on water."
"You don't understand, Captain. Lake Bluewater is a very popular resort."
"Isn't that just too bad? Get your kids with their pails and spades and plastic animals off the beaches and out of the water."
Again the silence and then in a voice that shed none of its cold venom over the thousands of miles, "Very well, Captain. But please understand that we shall not be responsible for any accidents to your boat and your personnel."
"And I," said Daintree harshly, "refuse to accept responsibility for any picnic or paddling parties who happen to get in the way. The officer in charge of the re-entry vehicle will be using the same frequency as we are using now. He will keep you and me informed of his movements. Over."
"Roger," came the supercilious reply. "Roger. Over and standing by."
"Rocket boat cleared away and ready, sir," said Commander Griffin, who had returned to the control room.
"Very good, Commander. Man and launch. Mr. Grimes, you should have memorized that chart by now, and, in any case, there will be another copy in the boat."
"Yes, sir." Grimes followed the Commander from the control room.
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Surgeon Lieutenant