Welcome to the Monkey House - Kurt Vonnegut [112]
"This is my brother-in-law’s kid by another marriage— before he married my sister," said Quinn. "His name’s Jim Donnini, and he’s from the south side of Chicago, and he’s very tough."
Jim Donnini’s hands tightened on the mop handle.
"How do you do?" said Helmholtz.
"Hi," said Jim emptily.
"He’s living with me now," said Quinn. "He’s my baby now."
"You want a lift to school, Jim?"
"Yeah, he wants a lift to school," said Quinn. "See what you make of him. He won’t talk to me." He turned to Jim. "Go on, kid, wash up and shave."
Robotlike, Jim marched away.
"Where are his parents?"
"His mother’s dead. His old man married my sister, walked out on her, and stuck her with him. Then the court didn’t like the way she was raising him, and put him in foster homes for a while. Then they decided to get him clear out of Chicago, so they stuck me with him." He shook his head. "Life’s a funny thing, Helmholtz."
"Not very funny, sometimes," said Helmholtz. He pushed his eggs away.
"Like some whole new race of people coming up," said Quinn wonderingly. "Nothing like the kids we got around here. Those boots, the black jacket—and he won’t talk. He won’t run around with the other kids. Won’t study. I don’t think he can even read and write very good."
"Does he like music at all? Or drawing? Or animals?" said Helmholtz. "Does he collect anything?"
"You know what he likes?" said Quinn. "He likes to polish those boots—get off by himself and polish those boots. And when he’s really in heaven is when he can get off by himself, spread comic books all around him on the floor, polish his boots, and watch television." He smiled ruefully. "Yeah, he had a collection too. And I took it away from him and threw it in the river."
"Threw it in the river?" said Helmholtz.
"Yeah," said Quinn. "Eight knives—some with blades as long as your hand."
Helmholtz paled. "Oh." A prickling sensation spread over the back of his neck. "This is a new problem at Lincoln High. I hardly know what to think about it." He swept spilled salt together in a neat little pile, just as he would have liked to sweep together his scattered thoughts. "It’s a kind of sickness, isn’t it? That’s the way to look at it?"
"Sick?" said Quinn. He slapped the table. "You can say that again!" He tapped his chest. "And Doctor Quinn is just the man to give him what’s good for what ails him."
"What’s that?" said Helmholtz.
"No more talk about the poor little sick boy," said Quinn grimly. "That’s all he’s heard from the social workers and the juvenile court, and God knows who all. From now on, he’s the no-good bum of a man. I’ll ride his tail till he straightens up and flies right or winds up in the can for life. One way or the other."
"I see," said Helmholtz.
"Like listening to music?" said Helmholtz to Jim brightly, as they rode to school in Helmholtz’s car.
Jim said nothing. He was stroking his mustache and sideburns, which he had not shaved off.
"Ever drum with the fingers or keep time with your feet?" said Helmholtz. He had noticed that Jim’s boots were decorated with chains that had no function but to jingle as he walked.
Jim sighed with ennui.
"Or whistle?" said Helmholtz. "If you do any of those things, it’s just like picking up the keys to a whole new world— a world as beautiful as any world can be."
Jim gave a soft Bronx cheer.
"There!" said Helmholtz. "You’ve illustrated the basic principle of the family of brass wind instruments. The glorious voice of every one of them starts with a buzz on the lips."
The seat springs of Helmholtz’s old car creaked under Jim, as Jim shifted his weight. Helmholtz took this as a sign of interest, and he turned to smile in comradely fashion. But Jim had shifted his weight in order to get a cigarette from inside his tight leather jacket.
Helmholtz was too upset to comment at once. It was only at the end of the ride, as he turned into the teachers’ parking lot, that he thought of something to say.
"Sometimes," said Helmholtz, "I get so lonely and disgusted, I don’t see