Works of Charles Dickens - Charles Dickens [6554]
A fortnight after the date of the ball, Cornelius Brook Dingwall, Esq., M.P., was seated at the same library-table, and in the same room, as we have before described. He was alone, and his face bore an expression of deep thought and solemn gravity--he was drawing up 'A Bill for the better observance of Easter Monday.'
The footman tapped at the door--the legislator started from his reverie, and 'Miss Crumpton' was announced. Permission was given for Miss Crumpton to enter the sanctum; Maria came sliding in, and having taken her seat with a due portion of affectation, the footman retired, and the governess was left alone with the M.P. Oh! how she longed for the presence of a third party! Even the facetious young gentleman would have been a relief.
Miss Crumpton began the duet. She hoped Mrs. Brook Dingwall and the handsome little boy were in good health.
They were. Mrs. Brook Dingwall and little Frederick were at Brighton.
'Much obliged to you, Miss Crumpton,' said Cornelius, in his most dignified manner, 'for your attention in calling this morning. I should have driven down to Hammersmith, to see Lavinia, but your account was so very satisfactory, and my duties in the House occupy me so much, that I determined to postpone it for a week. How has she gone on?'
'Very well indeed, sir,' returned Maria, dreading to inform the father that she had gone off.
'Ah, I thought the plan on which I proceeded would be a match for her.'
Here was a favourable opportunity to say that somebody else had been a match for her. But the unfortunate governess was unequal to the task.
'You have persevered strictly in the line of conduct I prescribed, Miss Crumpton?'
'Strictly, sir.'
'You tell me in your note that her spirits gradually improved.'
'Very much indeed, sir.'
'To be sure. I was convinced they would.'
'But I fear, sir,' said Miss Crumpton, with visible emotion, 'I fear the plan has not succeeded, quite so well as we could have wished.'
No!' exclaimed the prophet. 'Bless me! Miss Crumpton, you look alarmed. What has happened?'
'Miss Brook Dingwall, sir--'
'Yes, ma'am?'
'Has gone, sir'--said Maria, exhibiting a strong inclination to faint.
'Gone!'
'Eloped, sir.'
'Eloped!--Who with--when--where--how?' almost shrieked the agitated diplomatist.
The natural yellow of the unfortunate Maria's face changed to all the hues of the rainbow, as she laid a small packet on the member's table.
He hurriedly opened it. A letter from his daughter, and another from Theodosius. He glanced over their contents--'Ere this reaches you, far distant--appeal to feelings--love to distraction--bees'- wax--slavery,' &c., &c. He dashed his hand to his forehead, and paced the room with fearfully long strides, to the great alarm of the precise Maria.
'Now mind; from this time forward,' said Mr. Brook Dingwall, suddenly stopping at the table, and beating time upon it with his hand; 'from this time forward, I never will, under any circumstances whatever, permit a man who writes pamphlets to enter any other room of this house but the kitchen.--I'll allow my daughter and her husband one hundred and fifty pounds a-year, and never see their faces again: and, damme! ma'am, I'll bring in a bill for the abolition of finishing-schools.'
Some time has elapsed since this passionate declaration. Mr. and Mrs. Butler are at present rusticating in a small cottage at Ball's-pond, pleasantly situated in the immediate vicinity of a brick-field. They have no family. Mr. Theodosius looks very important, and writes incessantly; but, in consequence of a gross combination on the part of publishers, none of his productions appear in print. His young wife begins to think that ideal misery is preferable to real unhappiness; and that a marriage, contracted in haste, and repented at leisure, is the cause of more substantial wretchedness