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You Get So Alone at Times That It Just Makes Sense - Charles Bukowski [14]

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starting fast

we each

at times

should

remember

the most

elevated

and

lucky

moment

of

our

lives.

for me

it

was

being

a

very young

man

and

sleeping

penniless

and

friendless

upon a

park

bench

in a

strange

city

which

doesn’t say

much

for all

those

many

decades

which

followed.

the crazy truth

the nut in the red outfit

came walking down the street

talking to himself

when a hotshot in a sports car

cut into an alley

in front of the nut

who hollered, “HEY, DOG DRIP!

SWINE SHIT! YOU GOT PEANUTS FOR

BRAINS?”

the hotshot braked his sports

car, backed toward the nut,

stopped,

said: “WHAT’S THAT YOU SAID,

BUDDY?”

“I said, YOU BETTER

DRIVE OFF WHILE YOU CAN,

ASSHOLE!”

the hotshot had his girl in the

car with him and started to

open the door.

“YOU BETTER NOT GET OUT OF THAT

CAR, PEANUT BRAIN!”

the door closed and the sports car

roared

off.

the nut in the red outfit then

continued to walk down the

street.

“THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ NOWHERE,”

he said, “AND IT’S GETTING TO BE

LESS THAN NOTHING ALL THE

TIME!”

it was a great day

there on 7th Street just off

Weymouth

Drive.

drive through hell

the people are weary, unhappy and frustrated, the people are

bitter and vengeful, the people are deluded and fearful, the

people are angry and uninventive

and I drive among them on the freeway and they project

what is left of themselves in their manner of driving—

some more hateful, more thwarted than others—

some don’t like to be passed, some attempt to keep others

from passing

—some attempt to block lane changes

—some hate cars of a newer, more expensive model

—others in these cars hate the older cars.

the freeway is a circus of cheap and petty emotions, it’s

humanity on the move, most of them coming from some place they

hated and going to another they hate just as much or

more.

the freeways are a lesson in what we have become and

most of the crashes and deaths are the collision

of incomplete beings, of pitiful and demented

lives.

when I drive the freeways I see the soul of humanity of

my city and it’s ugly, ugly, ugly: the living have choked the

heart

away.

for the concerned:

if you get married they think you’re

finished

and if you are without a woman they think you’re

incomplete.

a large portion of my readers want me to

keep writing about bedding down with madwomen and

streetwalkers—

also, about being in jails and hospitals, or

starving or

puking my guts

out.

I agree that complacency hardly engenders an

immortal literature

but neither does

repetition.

for those readers now

sick at heart

believing that I’m a contented

man—

please have some

cheer: agony sometimes changes

form

but

it never ceases for

anybody.

a funny guy

Schopenhauer couldn’t abide the masses,

they drove him mad

but he was able to say,

“at least, I am not them.”

and this consoled him to some

extent

and I think one of his most humorous writings

was when he expostulated against some man who

uselessly cracked his whip

over his horse

completely destroying a thought process

Arthur was involved

in.

but the man with the whip was a part of the

whole

no matter how seemingly useless and

stupid

and once great thoughts

often with time

become useless and

stupid.

but Schopenhauer’s rage was so

beautiful

so well placed that I laughed

out loud

then

put him down

next to Nietzsche

who was also

all too

human.

shoes

when you’re young

a pair of

female

high-heeled shoes

just sitting

alone

in the closet

can fire your

bones;

when you’re old

it’s just

a pair of shoes

without

anybody

in them

and

just as

well.

coffee

I was having a coffee at the

counter

when a man

3 or 4 stools down

asked me,

“listen, weren’t you the

guy who was

hanging from his

heels

from that 4th floor

hotel room

the other

night?”

“yes,” I answered, “that

was me.”

“what made you do

that?” he asked.

“well, it’s pretty

involved.”

he looked away

then.

the waitress

who had been

standing there

asked me,

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