Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth - Barbara Park
Contents
1. Punishment
2. The Cop and Dr. Smiley
3. Me and My Big Fat Mouth
4. Dumb Ollie
5. Shining
6. Tingling
7. Jobs and Jobs
8. Gus Vallony
1/Punishment
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.
I go to kindergarten. My room is named Room Nine. There are lots of rules in that place.
Like no shouting.
And no running in the hall.
And no butting the other children in the stomach with your head.
My teac ...