Glasshouse - Charles Stross [76]
The ultrasecure repository in the library is merely a room full of shelves of paper files, with no windows and a simple mortise lock securing the door. What more do they need? They’ve got us locked down in the glasshouse, a network of sectors of anonymous orbital habs subjected to pervasive surveillance, floating in the unmapped depths of interstellar space, coordinates and orbital elements unknown, interconnected by T-gates that the owners can switch on or off at will, and accessible from the outside only via a single secured longjump gate. Not only that, but our experimenters appear to have a rogue surgeon-confessor running the hospital. Burglar alarms would be redundant.
After I knock on the door and pass Fiore his coffee, I go back to the reference section and while away a few minutes, leafing through an encyclopedia to pass the time. (The ancients held deeply bizarre ideas about neuroanatomy, I discover, and especially about developmental plasticity. I guess it explains some of their ideas about gender segregation.)
As it happens, I don’t have to wait long. Fiore comes barging into the office and looks about. “You—is there a staff toilet here?” he demands, glancing around apprehensively. His forehead glistens beneath the lighting tubes.
“Certainly. It’s through the staff common room—this way.” I head toward the staff room at a leisurely pace. Fiore takes short steps, breathing heavily.
“Faster,” he grumbles. I step aside and gesture at the door. “Thank you,” he adds as he darts inside. A moment later I hear him fumbling with the bolt, then the rattle of a toilet seat.
Excellent. With any luck, he’ll be about his business before he looks for the toilet paper. Which is missing because I’ve hidden it.
I walk back to the door to the restricted document repository. Fiore has left his key in the lock and the door ajar. Oh dear. I pull out the bar of soap, the sharp knife, and the wad of toilet paper I’ve left in my bag on the bottom shelf of the trolley. What an unfortunate oversight!
I wedge my toe in the door to keep it from shutting as I pull the key out and press it into the bar of soap, both sides, taking care to get a clean impression. It only takes a few seconds, then I use some of the paper to wipe the key clean and wrap up the bar, which I stash back in the bag. The key is a plain metal instrument. While there’s an outside chance that there’s some kind of tracking device built into it in case it’s lost, it isn’t lost—it moved barely ten centimeters while Fiore was taking his ease. And I’m fairly certain there are no silly cryptographic authentication tricks built into it—if so, why disguise it as an old-fashioned mortise lock key? Mechanical mortise locks are surprisingly secure when you’re defending against intruders who’re more used to dealing with software locks. Finally, if there’s one place that won’t be under visual surveillance, it’s Fiore’s high-security document vault while the Priest is busy inside it. This is the chain of assumptions on which I am gambling my life.
I make sure my bag is well hidden at the bottom of the trolley before I slowly make my way back to the staff room. And I wait a full minute before I allow myself to hear Fiore calling querulously for toilet paper.
The rest of the day passes slowly without Janis to joke with. Fiore leaves after another hour, muttering and grumbling about his digestion. I transfer the soap bar to the wheezing little refrigerator in