I Never Knew There Was a Word for It - Adam Jacot De Boinod [108]
jackanapes (Northern 1839) a conceited, affected, puppyish young man
princock (1540) a pert, forward, saucy boy; a conceited young man
flapadosha (Yorkshire) an eccentric, showy person with superficial manners
WITCH’S BROOM
Women, by contrast, have come in for all kinds of criticism:
mackabroin (1546) a hideous old woman
Xanthippe (1596) an ill-tempered woman, a shrew (after Socrates’s wife)
cantlax (Westmoreland) a silly, giddy woman
termagant (1659) a violent, brawling, quarrelsome woman
bungo-bessy (Jamaican 1940) a woman whose busybody qualities are considered highly undesirable
criss-miss (West Indian 1950s) a pretentious woman who overestimates her abilities, charms and allure
YUPPIES
Everyone’s so used to the word yuppie now that they forget that only twenty-five years ago it was a brand new acronym for Young Urban Professional. Here are some other acronyms coined subsequently to that famous first:
SPURMO a Straight, Proud, Unmarried Man Over 30
SADFAB Single And Desperate For A Baby
CORGI a Couple Of Really Ghastly Individuals
SITCOM Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
KIPPERS Kids In Parental Property Eroding Retirement Savings
SKIERS Spending their Kids Inheritance (on travel, health and leisure activities)
SLYBOOTS
Better, perhaps, those who assume airs than those who seem straightforward but aren’t:
janjansy (Cornwall 1888) a two-faced person
accismus (Medieval Latin 1753) feigning a lack of interest in something while actually desiring it
mouth-honour (G. B. Shaw: Major Barbara 1907) civility without sincerity mawworm (1850) a hypocrite with delusions of sanctity
Podsnap (from the character in Dickens’ Our Mutual Friend 1864) a complacent, self-satisfied person who refuses to face unpleasant facts
skilamalink (East London slang late 19C) secret, shady
REGULAR GUY
Such characters make one long for that remarkable thing: the straightforward, decent, or just thoroughly good person …
rumblegumption (Burns: letter 1787) common sense
pancreatic (1660) fully disciplined or exercised in mind, having a universal mastery of accomplishments
towardliness (1569) a good disposition towards something, willingness, promise, aptness to learn
Rhadamanthine (Thackeray: Paris Sketchbook 1840) strictly honest and just (Rhadamanthus, Zeus’s half-human son, was made a judge of the souls of the dead due to his inflexible integrity)
… this is someone we all want to spend time with, and stay loyal to …
wine (Old English) a friend
bully (Geordie) a brother, comrade
bread-and-cheese friend (Sussex) a true friend as distinguished from a cupboard-lover (a personal attachment that appears to be motivated by love but stems from the hope of gain)
WORD JOURNEYS
amnesty (16C from Ancient Greek) forgetfulness, oblivion
nice (13C from Latin nescire: to be ignorant) foolish; then (14C) coy, shy; then (16C) fastidious, precise; then (18C) agreeable, delightful
obnoxious (16C from Latin) exposed to harm
generous (16C from Latin via Old French) nobly born
GOING POSTAL
Emotions
Be not too sad of thy sorrow,
of thy joy be not too glad
(c.1450)
Throughout the world the British were once famed for their stiff upper lip; but is this sort of imperturbability really no more than a paper-thin façade for some extremely strong feelings beneath?
ugsomeness (1440) loathing
jump salty (US slang 1996) to become angry
brain (Middle English 1100–1500) furious
throw sarcasm (Jamaican English 1835) to relieve one’s emotions by speaking out about one’s dislike for or sense of grievance against another
unbosom (1628) to disclose one’s personal thoughts or feelings
HOPPING MAD
It’s now generally agreed that it’s better to let it all out than keep it in:
dudgeon (1597) a resentful anger (dudgeon was a wood used to make dagger hilts)
mumpish (1721) sullenly angry; depressed in spirits
wooden swearing (US slang b.1935) showing anger by acts of violence or roughness, as in knocking furniture about
go postal (US slang