The Dark Side of Disney - Leonard Kinsey [0]
Leonard Kinsey
Praise for
THE DARK SIDE OF DISNEY
“The Dark Side of Disney shines a light into the roachy shadows of Walt Disney World. With 33 years of experience storming the gates of the Magic Castle, Leonard Kinsey has explored every possible option for a low-cost Disney vacation ranging from the immoral to the downright illegal. Packed with all the tips that Disney was hoping you wouldn’t discover, like free parking and bottomless beverage scams, this book also teaches you how to get free airline drink tickets and bar/pool hop around the high end Disney resorts like Hollywood glitterati.
Ever wanted to know where to have uninterrupted coitus on property? Kinsey points the way. Where to score weed? Keep reading. Kinsey charges to the roof of The Contemporary and spelunks into The Utilidors to bring you the finest nuances of an underground Disney vacation.
Pack the trunks and leave the kids at Grandma’s because The Dark Side is about to make your next Disney vacation the best one ever!”
-Chris Mitchell
Author, Cast Member Confidential
Copyright 2011, Leonard Kinsey
Cover Design by Pentakis Dodecahedron
Cover Photo by Alan Partlow
Cover Model: Draven Star
Book Design by Jonas Kyle-Sidell
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This book is neither authorized nor sponsored nor endorsed by the Disney Company or any of its subsidiaries. It is an unofficial and unauthorized book and not a Disney product. The mention of names and places associated with the Disney Company and its businesses are not intended in any way to infringe on any existing copyrights or registered trademarks of the Disney Company but are used in context for educational purposes, or for parody. The opinions and statements expressed in the quotations and text are solely the opinions of the author or those people who are quoted and do not necessarily reflect the opinions and policy of the Disney Company and its businesses nor Bamboo Forest Publishing.
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Any descriptions of illegal activities in the book are intended purely for educational or entertainment purposes. The Publishers and the Author do not support, advocate, encourage or endorse any illegal acts described herein. In no event will the Publishers or the Author be liable for any illegal activities performed by readers of this book. In other words, if you get busted and go to jail, don’t blame us!
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First Printing: August, 2011
Table of Contents
Introduction
Chapter 1: Disney World, Done Dirt Cheap
Getting There
o Driving is for suckers
o Southwest is Best
o Driving Drunk on The Disney Magical Express
Staying There
o Off-Site Horror Story
o A Deluxe for Less Than a Value?
Park Tickets
o Sneaking In
o Free Tickets from Timeshare Presentations
o Befriending a 15-Year+ Cast Member
o Reseller Scams
Free Parking
o At the Resorts
o AAA Diamond Pass
Eating/Drinking There
o Free Dining Is NOT Free!
o Cheap/Free Dining for Drunks and Foodies
o Grocery Delivery and Fridge Swaps Gone Wrong
Souvenirs and Merchandise
o WDW Merch is a Rip-Off
o PhotoPass Shares
Having Fun Without Spending a Dime
o Monorail Bar Crawl
o Free Boat Rides
o Pool Hopping
Chapter 2: Sex,