The Dark Side of Disney - Leonard Kinsey [34]
Off Property:
Per Hoot Gibson, our intrepid Horizons urban explorer: “The easiest way [to get pot offsite] is to drive your rental car to International drive and buy it by the bale. Near Wet and Wild. I don't smoke it but if you're in town and looking for it I know 150 people ready to sell:)”
LOL, thanks, Hoot!
Another suggestion I received from a former (now reformed) Orlando dealer: “Right now, I bet 25% of the people at Austin's and Stardust are high.” Looking into it, both of these are Orlando coffee shops that are hippy/alternative hangouts (http://www.austinscoffee.com/ and http://www.myspace.com/stardustvideoandcoffee). Stardust in particular sells vegan food and has a drink called “The Stoner”… so, yeah, not a bad bet you can score there.
Having Friends:
And as usual, your best bet is to have some actual friends in Orlando who already know people they can buy from. So maybe get on Facebook and reconnect with old friends or start talking to people on message boards (that shit won’t fly on Disboards, but try http://forums.wdwmagic.com/ or http://theunoriginaldistroublemakersclub for more liberal forumites). If you’re not an asshole or a narc, in all likelihood you can utilize your social network to get your OWN guy in Orlando, and buy from him/her whenever you’re in town.
How to Safely Get High in the Parks:
Getting high in your hotel room isn’t much of a risk at all, especially if you’re using a vaporizer. But buzzing in your hotel isn’t much different than doing it at home, and what’s the fun in that? No, what you really want is the experience of being completely blasted in the Parks! Unfortunately Disney doesn’t make this easy. There are an unknown number of undercover security agents patrolling the parks, dressed like tourists. If you’re stone cold sober and very observant it’s pretty easy to pick them out of the crowd, but if you’re in an “altered state” it’s going to be tough and you don’t want to risk blazing up in front of one of them.
And if you get caught with drugs in the parks you’re not just getting kicked out. Nope, chances are you’re also getting hit with a felony charge, not a simple misdemeanor because of a Florida law that allows for stiffer penalties if drugs are found within 100 ft of the presence of minors. So even getting caught for possession of a small amount of marijuana could get you busted for a 2nd degree felony. Furthermore, since you’re likely from out of state you could get arrested for trafficking, which is another felony.
So what to do if you want to get high in the parks? Here are some tips:
Smoke it in the car in the parking lot before you enter the parks. Obviously this is the safest thing to do, but it also kinda sucks because by the time you get on the tram and actually into the park and on a ride, chances are your buzz is gone.
Bake the weed into “Firecrackers”, which are pot-infused peanut butter crackers. These will get past security with no problems and it’ll just look like you’re eating a snack, even though within an hour you’ll have a massive buzz. Here’s a recipe:
1. Grind up 1g of pot. You want a really fine grind to increase the surface level of the pot so more THC can be released.
2. Mix 2tbs of high-fat peanut butter (like the natural organic stuff with the liquid on top) with 2 tsp of vegetable oil. THC absorbs in oil, so adding this additional oil increases the potency.
3. Stir in the weed with the peanut butter/oil mixture.
4. Spread an even layer of this mix onto crispy crackers or tortilla chips (you want non-porous crackers so that they don’t absorb the oil).
5. Place another cracker on top of each, and then wrap them all in aluminum foil.
6. Bake at 310-320 degrees (THC will be destroyed any higher than 340) for about 20 minutes.