The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [32]
leaky: Pen tre-tafarn-y-fedw
reason for uselessness of three-colored: Ospringe
tied together, six, uselessness of: Ipplepen
balls
dangerously odd number of: Belding
soggy, hairy: Polperro
steel, rattling: Writtle
Band-Aid, torn off skin: Wike
bands, rubber: Monks Toft
banks
rising young managers of: Hobarris
things that confuse: Albuquerque, Screggan
Welsh: Pen tre-tafarn-y-fedw
bartenders
aimless: Todding
apparently blind: Epping
surly: Goole
barristers
dancing: Stelling Minnis
greasy: Glazeley
bars
complete berks in: Louth
sandwich: Darenth
theater: Tabley Superior
wet: Listowel, Goole
basins
things found in: Misool, Hathersage
things washed in: Paradip
bastards
bloody rude: Fovant
in technical sense: Gastard
inconsiderate, stupid, filthy: Dogdyke
lazy: Abinger, Ozark
mad and/or lazy: Bozeman
scatty: Abligo
six-year-old: Little Urswick
smooth, beery: Louth
smooth, lecherous, young: Shirmers
smug, shitty, Masonic: Grimsby
vile, vain, rich: Shalunt
bathrooms
attempts to lure people out of: Visby
nocturnal attempts to find: Islesteps
baths
bubbly noises in: Budle
prunelike objects in: Dewlish
round, rubbery objects in: Dillytop
soggy things in: Polperro
turbulent convection in: Harlosh
bats
hairy, harmless old: Lossiemouth
incompetent, well-meaning old: Jurby
stout, wooden: Pelutho
vampire: Spittal of Glenshee
battle-axes, sharp, on castlewall: Pabbay
bddbbrrddbddrr, things that go: Thrupp
beating: Aboyne
bed
areas to be avoided in: Hobbs Cross
banana-shaped objects on: Baumber
comforting preparations for: Lambarene
dreadful mistakes in: Hagnaby
tent-shaped objects in: Visby
things found in: Ballycumber
things that bounce on: Abwong, Dunster
things that don’t work in: Stutton
things that go wrong in: Brecon
things that jump out of: Duleek
thrashing around in: Oswestry
unwelcome lumps in: Tolob
bedrooms
chilly winds in: Famagusta
embarrassing things in hotel: Bedfont
emerging from wrong: Sheepy Magna
guests in spare: Dunster
views into other people’s: Beaulieu Hill
young girls’: Tibshelf
behavior
facetious, misguided: Dockery
lip: Gallipoli
naughty: Sheepy Magna
nerdlike: Scugog
perverse, sticky: Ardslignish
behind
cleavage in: Ravenna
dragging one leg: Oundle
droplets on: Elsrickle
leaving one’s hat: Hidcote Bartram
Belgians, hairy, religious: Scethrog
beliefs
creamy, mistaken: Teignmouth
fatuous, entertained abroad: Valletta, Yarmouth
mistaken, humorous: Dockery
berks
check-jacketed, beery: Louth
deliberately forgetful: Abligo
in restaurants: Ardentinny
irritatingly conversational: Dalmilling,
lazy: Nybster
short, pipe-smoking: Wroot
unwanted: Nubbock
who can’t tell jokes without making a complete hash of it: Jofane
bicycle gears: Wormelow Tump
bills
anomalous: Bodmin
heart-stopping: Squibnocket
sneakily inflated: Winston-Salem
bird
Brazilian, easily amused: Waccamaw
possible congruence with type of: Parrog
sort of half-: Polyphant
unidentifiable: Roosebeck
biscuits
digestive, religious: Corstorphine
fresh, or so they claim: Dorridge
bites
snakes which can’t be bothered to administer: Pofadder
spots which could be: Bauple
bliss
conjugal, absence of at dinner: Balemartine, Inigonish
conjugal, absence of in bed: Famagusta
conjugal, absence of in car: Heanton Punchardon
conjugal, conducted on cheap floormatting: Bures
conjugal, first steps back toward: Manitoba
conjugal, invitation to: Visby
conjugal, possible threats to: Kurdistan
conjugal, recurrent threats to: Mavis Enderby
of a really good widdle: Gilling
blobs
bloody-minded: Glossop
dried: Klosters
stubborn: Quenby
blowouts, oral: Berkhamsted
blue funk: Zeal Monachorum
blue murder: Timble
boards, don’t forget: Scremby
book reviews: Ripon
books
codswallop written in: Pulverbatch
fat, expensive: Great Tosson
futile attempts to read: Dalmilling
incomprehensible paragraphs in: Fritham
lavatorial: Great Wakering
of matches, not worth stealing: Fremantle
triumphantly finished: Beppu
you haven’t finished: Ballycumber