The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [31]
confusion between bits of: Willimantic
corrugations on bits of: Plumgarths, Des Moines
horrible bits of: Aigburth
huge dangly strands of: Ullingswick
hunts for bits of: Tullynessle
lovers who are keen on bits of your: Lublin
odd connections between bits of: Acklins
strangers who are keen on bits of your: Zagreb
sweaty bits of: Elsrickle, Pitsligo
too frequently honored parts of: Dubbo
unwelcome bits of somebody else’s: Stibb
useless bits of: Brecon, Clun
wide-open bits of: Scugog
animals
attempts to communicate with Post Office clerks or: Stoke Poges
casual cross-breeding of: Yebra
disgusting bits of: Gruids
disinclination to be bothered to identify: Parrog, Roosebeck
doo-doos of (china): Barstibley
doo-doos of (metaphorical): Euphrates, Old Cassop
doo-doos of (real): Dogdyke, Joliette, Bromsgrove
eviscerated, Swedish: Skannerup
fried: Toronto
haughty: Pofadder mythical, or at least unrecognizable: Polyphant
things that are like bits of: Scurlage
with absurd numbers of stomachs: Wendens Ambo
ankles
bits above your: Bogue
corrugated: Plumgarths
answers
deflected: Ainderby Steeple
expected: Nome
required, embarrassing: Sneem
the phone, confusion caused when someone: Gammersgill
the phone, suspicion caused when someone: Kurdistan
unwelcome, interminable: Spurger
antiques
telephonic: Aldclune
useless, definitely fake: Brumby
useless, possibly fake: Lydd
ants, means of chasing: Monks Toft
apologies
loud, interminable: Hickling
recursive: Greeley
uttered while hopping: Droitwich
applause
calculated to generate: Firebag
for injury: Hoddlesdon
ironic, in cafeteria: Risplith
archdeacons, protruberances on the noses of: Botolphs
arguments
after meals: Bodmin
after parties: Heanton Punchardon
badly planned: Eakring
before meals: Lowther
chilly consequences of: Famagusta
imperceptibly reversed: Glenties
manifestly blithering: Inverinate
uncharacteristically pertinent: Gress
armholes
difficulties with: Hessle
excessive number of: Jurby
armrests, double helping of: Rochester
arms
expanding: Penge
limp: Oundle
sweat under: Pitsligo
aromas
domestic, unwelcome: Keele
hirable, unwelcome: Duluth
rural, welcome: Hull
urban, unwelcome: Chicago
urban, welcome: Lindisfarne
zoological, romantic: Dunbar
around
but don’t come off, things that go: Slettnut
but shouldn’t, things that go: Strelley
things that don’t go: Adrigole, Motspur
things that go: Hextable
arts
ancient, Eastern: Kalami
ancient: Alltami
domestic, sculptural: Hepple
ashtrays
things used as: Slumbay
washing of: Keele
asleep
bits of you that are: Clun
bits of you that aren’t any more: Tingewick
things collected while: Ambatolampy
things heard while: Balzan, Bonkle
assistants
exorcists’ clutching: Clenchwarton
ignorant plumbers’: Suckley Knowl
ignorant shop: Hotagen
attachment
to a face: Kirby
to a Hoover: Swefling
to a nose: Botolphs
to a string: Scremby
attacks
spasmodic: Jawcraig
vampire: Spittal of Glenshee
attempts
kindly, misguided: Kirby Misperton
lecherous, resolute: Tullynessle
lecherous, unsuccessful: Farrancassidy
to see the film you’ve paid good money to watch: Ossining
awnings, gushing: Sotterley
B
babies
muckiness of: Papple
stickiness of: Halcro
second thoughts about the names of: Abert
backs
of armchairs: Hassop
of cupboards: Cong
of people who are not your friends: Boothby Graffoe
of T-shirts: Wedderlairs
of taxis: Low Ardwello
of throats: Gulberwick
things dropped down: Burton Coggles
backslapping: Boothby Graffoe
Bader, Sir Douglas: Ludlow
bafflement, nuptials marked by: Cowcaddens
bags
carrier, growing: Dungeness
elderly, deaf: Nanhoron
fearsome, hideous: Baughurst
mulch kept in the bottom of: Glud
paper, maternal: Marlow
slippery, translucent: Flimby
solitary, Scottish: Glentaggart
bakers
least appealing products of: Brymbo
people who show off to: Bradworthy
baldness
graceless reactions to growing: Ugglebarnby
useless attempts to conceal: Scraptoft
ballads, raucous old: Banteer
ballpoint pens
holes