The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [34]
cavities
definitely unhygienic: Glutt Lodge, Henstridge
probably unhygienic: Mankinholes
ceilings
elderly decorations still on: Chenies
geniuses not getting on with: Stagno di Gumbi
celebrities
camp: Melbury Bubb
conspicuous: Sloothby
chairs
dismantled: Blitterlees
marks left by wickerwork: Kettering
plastic, sweaty: Skibbereen
plastic, wheezing: Essendine
chambermaids, grisly discoveries of: Bedfont
change
bacon-saving: Nupend
ice-cream mistaken for small: Blean
name: Aalst, Abert
naughty business with: Bindle
octaves at the last moment: Detchant
of mind about where to eat: Yonder Bognie
small, wet: Goole
small: Boolteens
charm
infuriatingly overendowed with: Offord Darcy, Draffan
lack of: Winster
resistant to: Udine
woolly, distant: Sheppey
cheek
astonishment at one’s own: Coodardy
movements of: Humber
noise made by: Garvock
noise made while kissing: Kabwum
cheerful
about to become a bit more: Mointy
manner of arising from bed: Spreakley
manner of bouncing on bed: Abwong
manner of going to Cornwall: Offleyhoo
cheese
burnt bubble of: Eriboll
cottage: Berkhamsted
grater, unwashed: Abinger
various sizes of: Fraddam
chefs, loud wallies who call for them: Haugham
chess: Bishop’s Caundle
chewing gum: Belper
children
small, bouncing: Dunster
small, demanding of attention: Nazeing
small, in glasses: Goginan
small, inconvenient: Glassel
small, reminiscent of Jackson Pollock: Polyphant, Smearisary
small, rude, innocent: Sneem
small, sticky: Badgebup
small, untalented: Papcastle
small, with long legs: Abruzzo
small, yelling: Timble
chocolates: Bolsover, Cannock Chase
chuckles, chummy: Lybster
chumminess, man-to-man: Tillicoultry
cigarettes
in lager, ends of: Slumbay
meaningless rituals involving: Pocking
problems of smoking untipped: Scopwick
unfairly acquired: Winston-Salem
cinema
just three minutes from this: Yonder Bognie
people who’ve just been to the: Lowther
seats, monopolization of: Rochester
swaying about in: Imber, Ossining
cleaning ladies
conversations to avoid having with: Clabby
preempting: Spofforth
cleaning, dry: Knaptoft
cleavages
in bottoms: Ravenna
speleological, monstrous: Simprim
clever
architecturally: Articlave
but lazy: Ible
decreasingly: Mogumber
tactics, useless: Aboyne
clifftops
silly little kids on: Caarnduncan
noise issuing from: Craboon
Clingfilm: Amlwch
clippers
gaff-rigged: Kanturk
pointless, wielded by ticket collector: Didcot
clocks
alarm, faulty: Duleek
alarm, unnecessary: Dunster
cuckoo: Penge
clots, mad, patronizing: Largoward
codgers
boring, famous, old: Boothby Graffoe
huge, wobbling, wheezing, old: Kingston Bagpuise
stuffy, medieval, old: Warleggan
coffee
not quite enough: Pidney
noxious substances in: Cadomin
coffee-machines, intelligent: Uttoxeter
coins
domestic, much needed: Nupend
foreign, assorted: Boolteens
foreign, unwanted: Bindle
cold
ears, hearty feelings induced by: Luffness
swimming pool, nearly brave enough to dive into: Parbold
third recurrence of winter: Snoul
taps, hot and, deft handling of: Alltami
collections
awful record: Hextable
charity: Ardelve
eccentric: Aldclune
somnambulent: Abatolampy
color
ballpoints, three-: Ospringe
depressingly wrong: Gretna Green
multi-purpose, municipal: Frating Green
of paints in catalogs: Wasp Green
red, virulent: Buldoo
supplements, hideous contents of: Mapledurham
combs, clogged: Haselbury Plucknett
commissionaires
boring: Clabby
swinish: Margate
complaints
tiresome: Mogumber
very tiresome: Ainderby Quernhow
components
small, meaningless: Pimlico
vital, missing: Exeter
concepts
hitherto unnamed: Liff
that people won’t grasp perfectly simple: Osbaston
confetti
overabundance of: Pathstruie
royal: Didcot
containers
Chinese meal: Wubin
ludicrously misnamed: Sadberge
contest, bagpipe: Spittal of Glenshee
contributions
negligible: Spoffard
very public, probably negligible: Ardelve
conversations
desired: Affcot
gaps in: Samalaman
interminable: Ditherington
polite, interminable: Clabby
polite, pointless: