The Deeper Meaning of Liff - Douglas Adams [35]
shifting: Glenties
thuggish: Jawf
wasted: Harpenden
cords
electrical, that get pulled back: Lynwilg
swimming-trunk, that get lost: Lubcroy
corridors
cowardly behavior in: Corriecravie
etiquette in: Corriearklet
hideous mistimings in: Corriemoillie
making a mess of walking down: Corriemuchloch
pretending to be Richard Briers in: Corriedoo, Corrievorrie
cosies
spare-toilet-roll: Ossett
tee: Kitmurvy
cottages
retirement: Duncraggon
weekend: Hull
coughs
gurgling: Brisbane
that don’t seem to have any effect: Gulberwick
throaty: Dorchester
couples
arguing loudly: Heanton Punchardon
arguing most of the time: Badachonacher
arguing silently: Famagusta
no longer arguing: Manitoba
pretending not to be arguing: Nyarling
cows
journeys through: Wendens Ambo
things left in fields by: Munderfield
craftwork: Dalrymple
cravat, worn by Scottish actors: Glenduckie
crazy, you don’t have to be, etc.: Snitterfield
cream
antiwrinkle: Melton Constable
ice: Badgebup
creeps
boring: West Wittering
about identity of: East Wittering
crimes, ancient: Burlingjobb
crises, humorous exploitation of: Gribun
cross
a road too slowly: Sturry
a road, not about to: Bozeman
activities indulged in while: Burleston
things that make you: Draffan, Hickling
with zebra: Yebra
crossings
pedestrian: Bozeman
train: Trantlemore
crotches, trouser: Botley, Piddletrenthide
crouches, upward: Hucknall
cry
end of a: Mointy
ill-equipped to: Hankate
reason to: Babworth
cubicles
inaccessible: Milwaukee
horribly soiled: Wyoming
cupboards
bathroom, attempts to lure people out of: Visby
jugs in: Upottery
kites in: Kanturk
saucepans in: Cong
skeletons in: Glemanuilt
curses, Scottish: Aird of Sleat
cushions, roadside: Edgbaston
customs, charming pointless old: Edgbaston
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Damocles, the Trewoofe of: Trewoofe
dances
in street: Droitwich, Stelling Minnis
of beer glasses: Sketty
people who won’t ask people for: Peening Quarter
Polynesian, that the Queen has to sit through: Grutness
dearies
lovable, mad old: Bradworthy
soporific, rabbity old: Clabby
decisions
minor, agonizing: Deventer
right, agonizing: Abalemma
wrong, agonizing: Huna
decorations, Christmas: Clovis, Chenies
dentists
activities of unemployed: Beccles
results of going to: Gallipoli, Gipping
departures
inability to make: Foffarty
of madmen: Throckmorton
welcome, of others: Nubbock
deposits
crystalline: Libenge, Klosters
pink, sticky: Glud
sludgy: Cromarty
small, black, satisfying: Tidpit
desks
useful things that fall off: Tampa
useless things that stay on: Kilvaxter
desperation
polite: Iping
frankly rushed: Wyoming
determination
bloody-minded: Oswestry
politely restrained: Kent, Calicut, Smarden
devices
agricultural: Jarrow
humorous: Barstibley
immensely complex: Uttoxeter
dialogue, single page of: Clackavoid
diaries, meaningless entries in: Epsom
diarrhea, verbal: Ainderby Steeple, Spurger
dice: Hoggeston
direction
almost certainly the wrong: Brindle
opposite: Zigong, Droitwich
without any apparent: Chimkent
directions, difficulties of remembering: Dinder
dirt
on overalls of fraudulent workmen: Podebrady
types of: Sutton and Cheam
disco
people who should have been left in the: Hagnaby
people who skulk in corners of the: Peening Quarter
discrepancies, unaccountable: Bodmin
diseases
conveniently debilitating: Patkai Bum
of plants, artificial: Breckles
of plants, likely to be induced: Lutton Gowts
unrecognized by medical science: Yalardy, Leazes
dishwashers: Dobwalls
dog-owners, cretinous: Dogdyke
dogs
large, randy, teatime: Scrabster
neat deposits made by French: Joliette
small, moribund: Scamblesby
small, repulsive, snuffling: Scorrier
small, vicious, yappy: Baughurst
doors
carelessly closed car: Fladderbister
deliberately obstructive: Ramsgate
elevator: Emsworth
lockless: Wyoming, Milwaukee
revolving, overpopulated: Shifnal
things caused by walking into: Sluggan
things precariously balanced above: Trewoofe
doorstep, people you don’t want to see on your: Corfu
doubleglazing,