The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [31]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue or is that someone else?
WHEN FUN COMES A KNOCKIN'
What am I?
I am a tree or shrub that grows along the edge of streams and beaver ponds. My roots spread out and grow deep. They keep the soil from getting washed away by floods. What am I?
A willow
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more knock-knock jokes for you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline fine, and you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie cat, Freddie cat!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eisenhower.
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late getting here!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sheik.
Sheik who?
Sheik-speare was a famous poet!
TRY THIS
A Quick Trick
Put an ice cube in a bowl of water. Lower a string on top of the ice cube. Sprinkle salt on top of the ice cube and the string. Then try to lift the ice cube with the string. The salt will melt just enough ice so the string will stick.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Burma.
Burma who?
Burma hand on the stove!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ostrich.
Ostrich who?
Ostrich my arms up to the sky!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beagle.
Beagle who?
Beagle with lox!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I have something to tell you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your coat on!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hurley.
Hurley who?
Hurley to bed, Hurley to rise!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weavish.
Weavish who?
Weavish you a very happy birthday!
Mix and Match
Write the number of the correct ending into the space by each knock knock. Choose from the list at the bottom of the page.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Poker.
Poker who?
Poker and see if she gets upset!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran as fast as I can!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Om-e-let stronger than you think!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan supper for you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas equal to five cents!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a nice time!
Words to Know
Funnyman: A funnyman is just that, a man who is funny. Sometimes a comedian will be introduced to his audience with this title. One famous funnyman is Robin Williams. Of course, there are funnywomen too!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you don't want to hear any more jokes!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll spend the rest of our lives together!
FUN FACT
A SMELLY SITUATION!
The power of smell is fascinating. This sense is very important to our survival. For example, it lets us know whether the food we're about to eat is fresh or spoiled. In all, the human nose can identify more than 10,000 different smells.
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Passover.
Passover who?
Passover that chapter, it's boring!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Uganda.
Uganda who?
Uganda keep getting away with this!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yachts.
Yachts who?
Yachts up with you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irma.
Irma who?
Irma great student!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa any new knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dent.
Dent who?
Dent be late!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!
What's am I?
I live underground in dry fields. I don't like to be around people at all. I'm very small, but I sure am tough and will defend my territory.
What am I?
A badger
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
When did you become a cowboy?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Berlin.
Berlin who?
Berlin' the water for some tea!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ayn.
Ayn who?
Ayn on my way!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nixon.
Nixon who?
Nixon stones will break my bones!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Detail.
Detail