The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [32]
De-tail on de rabbit is fluffy!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fodder.
Fodder who?
Fodder and I are going to the park!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fanta.
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
TRY THIS
Butterflies Welcome!
Make a butterfly garden. There are more than 10,000 types of butterflies in the world. They all flock to certain kinds of plants. If you have those plants in your garden, you'll surely see butterflies. Late spring or early summer is the best time to plant. Try milkweed for monarchs. Butterfly bush and butterfly weed also are great. See how many other butterfly plants you can find!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Affer.
Affer who?
Affer got!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hurda.
Hurda who?
Hurda my finger in the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Costa.
Costa who?
Costa lot of money!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fiddle.
Fiddle who?
'Fiddle make you feel better, I'll tell you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kook.
Kook who?
You sound like a cuckoo!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Camilla.
Camilla who?
Camill-a little squirt!
Please Fix That
The letters in each column go in the squares directly below them, but not in the same order! Black squares are for punctuation, and the spaces between the words. When you have correctly filled in the grid, you will have a silly answer from Mr. Fix It!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
What's am I?
I come in different shapes and sizes. My color doesn't matter. I can be soft or hard. I am full of holes, yet I can hold water. What am I?
A sponge
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Just-ice time, but that's it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana dance all night!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue prize!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin the bus fare!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Asthma.
Asthma who?
Asthma anything you want!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher who?
Usher wish we could do something else!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of earrings!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bonn.
Bonn who?
Bonn on the Fourth of July!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eclipse.
Eclipse who?
Eclipse my toenails!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Udder.
Udder who?
Udder madness!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I leaving this house!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Saul.
Saul who?
'Saul in the name of love!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma lunch be ready soon?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Parkway.
Parkway who?
Parkway over there!
FUN FACT
DON'T BOTHER TRYING!
Your elbow is a very important part of your body. It is the joint between the upper and lower arm. Your elbow allows your arm to bend. Without elbows, we would have a very hard time carrying out many basic tasks. But did you know that it is impossible to lick your own elbows? (I'll bet you tried to anyway!)
Hidden Helper
The answer to this joke is hidden in the letter grid. Use these clues to help figure it out:
The answer starts in a corner.
You read the answer in a logical order, one word after the other.
You must add the punctuation.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie horrible if you go!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Walt.
Walt who?
Walt you don't know won't hurt you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ewen.
Ewen who?
Ewen me could make great music!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amusing.
Amusing who?
Am-using my new joke book!
FUN FACT
HIP HIPPOS
A hippopotamus can run faster than a man. These huge creatures can weigh up to 8,000 pounds. To keep their skin moist in hot climates, hippos secrete a pink oil that some have mistaken for blood.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Leslie.
Leslie who?
Leslie before anyone sees us!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aloha.
Aloha who?
Aloha you the rope!
Knock knock!