The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [33]
Who's there?
Shel.
Shel who?
Shel be coming 'round the mountain!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Centaur.
Centaur who?
Cent-aur out for some more pizza!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldus.
Aldus who?
Aldus fuss for nothing!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nobody's home!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne keeps falling on my head, so I bought an umbwella!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack of all trades!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Locker.
Locker who?
Locker up for what she's done!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack another bad joke and I'm leaving!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gabe.
Gabe who?
Gabe it everything I got!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jubilee.
Jubilee who?
Jubilee in magic?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Farmer.
Farmer who?
Farmer birthday I'm getting a new bike!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma came to fix the toilet!
TIED UP IN KNOCK-KNOCKS
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy call me before he comes over?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rover.
Rover who?
Rover hill, Rover dale!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vet.
Vet who?
Vet are you going to do today?
FUN FACT
AMAZING SNAILS
Snails are very interesting creatures, but most of the time we don't even notice them. That's because they are often underground, they move very slowly, and they don't make much noise. But did you know that many snails can lift things that weigh 10 times more than their bodies do? They also can sleep for three years at a time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the chair, it broke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb body is at the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
'Felix my ice cream, I'll be upset!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Steven.
Steven who?
Steven the walls have ears!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma 'fraid I have to go home now!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Witt.
De Witt who?
De Witt now!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Evelyn.
Evelyn who?
Evelyn comes full circle!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun old one!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are too!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Antilles.
Antilles who?
Antilles comes home, we just have to wait!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred of monsters? Not me!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
TRY THIS
Money Making
It's easy to make coin rubbings. All you need is a bunch of coins, a blank piece of white paper, and a pencil. Place a coin under the paper. Then, tilt the pencil and rub the side of the lead back and forth along the front of the coin. The imprint of the coin will appear on the paper. You can then cut out the imprints and use them as play money.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pierre.
Pierre who?
Pierre through the telescope!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Al-bert you don't know who this is!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda road again!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver 'nother cookie please!
Alli-OOPS!
Start at number 1 and connect the dots in order to find the answer to this joke. But be careful — you may not want to answer the door when you see who is knocking!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gipper.
Gipper who?
Gipper a hand!
Words to Know
Hilarious: Something that makes you laugh so hard you can't control yourself. You just keep laughing and laughing. Anything or anyone can be hilarious!
How Polite!
Swim through the tank, collecting letters from START to END. They will spell the answer to this joke:
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today, sunny tomorrow!
Knock knock!
Who's