The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [34]
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't buckle your belt!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boleyn.
Boleyn who?
Boleyn alley!
What's am I?
I cannot be seen, and I cannot be felt. No one can hear me and I have no smell. I lie around stars, I fill empty holes, and I hide under hills. What am I?
Darkness
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and answer it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie same thing over and over!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany who?
Germany people are coming over?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
I-8.
I-8 who?
I-8 lunch at noon.
When's dinner?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nan.
Nan who?
Nan that I know!
FUN FACT
NO RHYME OR REASON
Everybody loves a good rhyming song. Though it's easy to rhyme almost every word in the English language, there are exceptions. You'd be hard-pressed to find a word in the English language that rhymes with “orange,” “silver,” or “purple.” (“Burple” doesn't count!)
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max-imum penalty for the crime!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn-go-seek is fun!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
'Sarah 'nother joke we can tell?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Bus-ter the park comes every hour!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thoreau.
Thoreau who?
Thoreau the ball!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
It's Me!
Fill in the answers to the clues, one letter in each numbered space. Then transfer the letters to the boxes that have the same numbers. When all the boxes are filled in correctly, you will have the answer to this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
What's am I?
As I grow up I grow down. I travel in groups but stay close to my family. I love to swim, but when the weather turns cold, I fly away. What am I?
A gosling (babygoose)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I tell you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will I see you again?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness you answered the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ozzie.
Ozzie who?
Oz-zie you later!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ire-land you some money for lunch!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
My Bertha-day's just around the corner!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Fish-us temper will get you nowhere!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita place to take a nap!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-erman has special powers!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel with care!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby days are here again!
TRY THIS
Soap Suds Fun
Standing over the bathroom sink, rub a little bit of liquid soap between your hands. Wet your hands with just a drop of water. Then, keeping the tips of your fingers and palms together, slowly open the middle of your hands to form a tunnel. Gently blow through the tunnel in your hands, and huge bubbles should appear like magic.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue your nose!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to do everything?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is the one I wore to the party!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grimm.
Grimm who?
Grimm and bear it!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Washer.
Washer who?
Washer don't know won't hurt you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ball game!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Taipei.
Taipei who?
Tai-pei letter and mail it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy