The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [35]
KNOCK-KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rosina.
Rosina who?
Rosina garden is lovely!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your pants is a silly idea!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weed.
Weed who?
Weed better mow the lawn!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Reuben.
Reuben who?
Reuben my eyes, I'm sleepy!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sausage.
Sausage who?
Sausage nice things in the shop!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kipper.
Kipper who?
Kipper eyes open for the signs!
What's am I?
I've got two really big front teeth that help me cut right through shrubs and even trees. I am known for building dams. These dams help slow down water and make deep pools where I love to splash around. What am I?
A beaver
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus on fire!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming through!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
F-2.
F-2 who?
F-2 go to the bathroom!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Passion.
Passion who?
Just passion through!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
Nose a lot of people!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fletcher.
Fletcher who?
Fletcher feet do the walking!
TRY THIS
Magnet Magic
Did you know that a powerful magnet can work through paper, cardboard, and even water? Impress your friends with this trick. Put a paper clip in a glass that's mostly filled with water. Tell your friends you can get the paper clip out of the water without getting wet. Then slide the magnet along the glass until it connects with the paper clip. Move the magnet and the paper clip up the glass and above the surface of the water, until you can reach in and grab the paper clip without getting your fingers wet.
Which Window?
Laura is visiting a friend who lives in an old apartment building. Use the clues to find out who will answer the door when Laura knock knocks!
Laura's friend is not using the computer.
The kid to the left of Laura's friend has a pet.
Laura's friend does not know how to knit.
Laura's friend has a window with curtains.
EXTRA FUN: Read the letters in the windows from bottom to top, and right to left. You will find the answer to this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Warrior.
Warrior who?
Warrior been?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Square.
Square who?
Square are we going?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sincerely.
Sincerely who?
Sincerely, we still have time for breakfast!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
FUN FACT
SNEAKY CREATURES
There are 84 different types of chameleons on the planet. They have special cells in their skin that allow them to blend in with their surroundings. This way, it is hard for enemies to find them. But watch out — if a chameleon gets angry, it can turn bright red.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diane.
Diane who?
Diane to get in the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda greatest, baby!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goshen.
Goshen who?
Goshen's great for swimming!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eight ball.
Eight ball who?
Eight ball the food!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kismet.
Kismet who?
Kismet before anyone sees us!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rick.
Rick who?
Rick-ety bridge fell down!
Words to Know
Comic Relief: A funny moment in a play or show that breaks up a very serious scene. Comic relief comes just in the nick of time when everything seems to be very tense and just too serious.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper shakers!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cockadoodle.
Cockadoodle who?
Cockadoodle doo, not cockadoodle who!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mica.
Mica who?
Mi-ca is in the shop!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Letter.
Letter who?
Letter ask us all she wants!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maude.
Maude who?
Maude in the U.S.A.!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Comet.
Comet who?
Com-et