The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [36]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Insect.
Insect who?
Insect your name here!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn to run!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the beginning!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you, do you miss me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge around here?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fajita.
Fajita who?
'Fajita 'nother thing, I'll be sick!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma headache ever go away?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Minerva.
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair, it's a mess!
What's am I?
As I grow up I grow down. I travel in groups but stay close to my family. I love to swim, but when the weather turns cold, I fly away. What am I?
A kangaroo
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis is going to fix my toothache!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Worm.
Worm who?
Worm yourself by the fireplace!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amir.
Amir who?
Amir so let me in!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go home!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ford.
Ford who?
Ford he's a jolly good fellow!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore open?
Half a Chance
This young lady only got half of her picture printed! Complete her portrait by copying the first half, square by square, into the empty grid.
Next, figure out which letter goes into each box, below. When you are finished, you will learn the second half of her name, too!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter if I keep it a secret!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and be quiet!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is Thursday!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome chips to me, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, I'm going to tell another knock-knock joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Throat.
Throat who?
Throat out if it's rotten!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue away in the wind!
FUN FACT
SANDY CREATIONS
Those drinking glasses you have in the cabinet started out as sand on the beach! Hard to believe, but true. To make glass, sand is heated until it melts. Then the liquid is carefully shaped into glassware for you to drink your lemonade out of.
TRY THIS
An Optical Illusion
Take two magnifying glasses and hold them together, one on top of the other. Look closely at the words on an opened book through both lenses. Now, slowly pull the magnifying glasses toward you. Watch the words get bigger and bigger. If you keep pulling the magnifying glasses toward you, you'll see something strange happen. Suddenly, the words flip. This is because the lenses bent the light rays!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Quill.
Quill who?
Quill you marry me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body home?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love in your life?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tomcat ate your tongue?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody want from me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jeannette.
Jeannette who?
'Jeann-ette has a lot of holes in it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony more knock knocks do you want to hear?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Faith.
Faith who?
Faith the music!
Words to Know
Shtick: A show-business word that means a comedian's routine. Most comedians have a certain type of act that they do much of the time. Comedians go on tour to do their shtick.
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A Bugalicious Snack
Like insects? This snack is fun to make and even more fun to eat. You'll need some celery, peanut butter, and raisins. Put some peanut butter on the celery sticks,