The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [38]
Who's there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub on and hold tight!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bette.
Bette who?
Bette your money I'm right!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip the tub, I need a bath!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Topic.
Topic who?
Topic a flower would be nice!
Knock Once
Knock, knock.
Beth.
Beth you can't find the one time the work KNOCK is spelled correctly!
Who's there?
Beth who?
Beth you I can!
Words to Know
Jest: Not being serious. Sometimes a jest is a playful remark or a prank. In the Middle Ages, a jester was someone who worked at the king's court to entertain royalty.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl you can ask for!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Macon.
Macon who?
Macon a sandwich!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda 'nough, I'm leaving!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail everybody!
TRY THIS
A Tasty Experiment
Cut up an apple into four parts and put the slices on a plate. Squeeze lemon juice over two of the four slices and let stand for three hours. When you come back, see what happened. The slices with lemon juice didn't turn brown, but the others did. That's because chemicals in the air turn the apple brown, but other chemicals in the lemon juice stop that from happening.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the weatherman it's going to rain!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nantucket.
Nantucket who?
Nantucket but she said she'd give it back!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
UC.
UC who?
UC what I see!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea.
Pea who?
Pea U, something smells!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egypt.
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken watch!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta bad apple!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cecil.
Cecil who?
Cecil-ly jokes are fun!
What's am I?
You may cut me, but I'll grow back. I'm green when I get water and turn brown without it. People walk all over me and sometimes they play sports on me. What am I?
Grass
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Van Gogh.
Van Gogh who?
Van Gogh and get me a cookie!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants who?
Ants in your pants!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed a newspaper!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cohen.
Cohen who?
Cohen around the merry-go-round.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice dinner going to be ready?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dots.
Dots who?
Dots not important!
FUN FACT
IT'S NO COINCIDENCE
Ever notice that some eggs are brown and others are white? Believe it or not, there are many different types of chickens out there. Brown eggs come from red hens and white eggs usually come from White Leghorn chickens. But most amazing is that there are even chickens that lay blue eggs, the Auracana chickens!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moe.
Moe who?
Moe cake, please!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel needed on the door?
TRY THIS
In Motion
Take a piece of thin cardboard (for example, the side of a cereal box). Decorate it with a nature scene like a garden and a blue sky, or a seascape. Then make a little bird or a boat out of paper, something light that can move easily. Attach a paper clip to the bottom of your movable object. Put your object on the cardboard scene. Then get a magnet. You can move the small object around the cardboard by moving the magnet underneath the cardboard.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher a long walk!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
CD.
CD who?
CD monkey in the cage!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weasel.
Weasel who?
Weasel while you work!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Guitar.
Guitar who?
Guitar coats before we go outside!
Who Is It?
Collect the letters as you find your way through the maze from START to END. As you read them in order, they will spell the