The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [39]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Blake.
Blake who?
Blake a leg!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olin.
Olin who?
Olin a day's work!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with food in your mouth!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
One shoe.
One shoe who?
One shoe come over for a while?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the other room!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Termites.
Termites who?
Termites the night!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won't work, can you open the door?
Words to Know
Side-splitting: Have you ever laughed so hard you thought you'd just bust? That's where the term “side-splitting” comes from. Side-splitting laughter is the type of laughter that takes over your whole body.
ONE TWO THREE O'CLOCK KNOCK
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Trixie.
Trixie who?
There are Trixie can't do because we didn't train him!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chris-mas time is just around the corner!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you happy?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I forgot the rest of the joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Utica.
Utica who?
Utica long way!
What's am I?
I am red with black dots, very small, and like to fly. I eat small tasty bugs and you usually find me resting comfortably on flowers in the summertime. People are always asking me to fly home. What am I?
A ladybug
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda hole in your shirt!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tango.
Tango who?
Tango faster if you want!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida world be at your fingertips!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau what time it is?
FUN FACT
IT'S LIKE ARMOR
Do you know why there's so much skin on some kinds of fruit? Pineapples and other fruit have thick skins to keep out insects, protect from disease, and keep the fruit healthy and tasty for you to eat!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda bough breaks, the baby will fall!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake and no one ever forgets!
Mixed Up Endings
Collect all words with the same number above them and write them on the line with the corresponding number below. Now, rearrange the words to get the answer for each joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaur because she fell down!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, let me in!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Virtue.
Virtue who?
Virtue get that nice sweater?
Words to Know
Funny bone: Ever hear someone say they are going to tickle your funny bone? Well, they aren't actually going to tickle a bone in your body. They mean they are going to make you laugh. Your funny bone is your sense of humor.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Ten is five plus five!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wannetta.
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time, please!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Brin.
Brin who?
Brin me some pie!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack your coat in the coatroom!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose see a doctor for that cough!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting around for hours!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beryl.
Beryl who?
Beryl luck next time!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major look!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to find out!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who told you the last knock-knock joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Throne.
Throne who?
Throne out the garbage!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Goudas can be!
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