The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [40]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth time of my life!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Accord.
Accord who?
Accord of wood for the fireplace!
Wendy's Here
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy boxes are all colored in, you will see who it is!
Color Code:
B - BROWN
P - PEACH
K - BLACK
G - GREEN
R - RED
L - LIGHT BLUE
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kentucky.
Kentucky who?
Kentucky you in at night!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goddess.
Goddess who?
Goddess stop this madness!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
What's am I?
I run over hills and around mountains. I jump over rivers and make my way through thick forests. You can't go anywhere without me, and if you step outside your door, I'll be waiting there. What am I?
The Road
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up the kitchen when you're done cookin'!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan-ly angels!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip looking till we find it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hello.
Hello who?
Hel-lo can you go?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Swear.
Swear who?
Swear are we going?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana go to town!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hyde.
Hyde who?
Hyde like to tell you another joke!
FUN FACT
DOWN DEEP
The deepest place on earth is located in the Pacific Ocean. It is called the Challenger Deep, and it's a very dark and cold place to be. The bottom of Challenger Deep is 35,813 feet below the surface of the water (that's almost 7 miles)! Hardly anything at all can live there!
Words to Know
Palindrome: A word, sentence, or number that reads the same backward and forward. For example, the number 13531 is a palindrome. So is the name Bob.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Faith.
Faith who?
Faith it, it's over!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vaughn.
Vaughn who?
Vaughn day we'll see each other again!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher some manners!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Buck.
Buck who?
Buck stops here!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Foster.
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree plus tree is six!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska once more and that's it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dali.
Dali who?
Dali in the window sure is pretty!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lemmie.
Lemmie who?
Lemmie tell you a story!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ogre.
Ogre who?
Ogre take a long walk!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade up, I've got more knock-knock jokes!
Open the Door
Complete each of these seven knock-knock jokes by writing the name of one of the objects on this page into the blank spaces provided.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Don't chew.
Don't chew who?
Don't chew know?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Monroe.
Monroe who?
Monroe your boat!
TRY THIS
Make a Five-Headed Puppet
Spread your hand out on a piece of paper. Trace your hand and fingers onto the paper with a pencil. Glue some yarn on the tip of each finger tracing so it looks like hair. Then paste googly eyes on each of the five heads. Draw noses and mouths with crayons or colored pencils. Then cut out the whole hand tracing. Glue a Popsicle stick to the back of the paper hand and put on a puppet show.
Words to Know
Absurd: Completely ridiculous or silly. For example, it is absurd to think that there is a man living on the moon.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Glitter.
Glitter who?
Glitter bug!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on the house with my parachute!
KNOCK 'EM DEAD WITH KNOCK-KNOCKS
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
'Ad-air