The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [41]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be true?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Habit.
Habit who?
Habit your way, I'll have it mine!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Freeman.
Freeman who?
Free-man from his chains!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody else!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Band.
Band who?
Band from going there!
What's am I?
I look like a fish and I live in water. But I'm not really a fish. I'm a mammal. I'm incredibly smart and I always have a smile on my face. Sometimes you'll see me doing tricks at the aquarium. What am I?
A dolphin
TRY THIS
Taste Tests
Have you ever noticed that when you have a cold, you have less of an appetite? This is partly because we need our sense of smell to enjoy our food. With the help of a grownup, cut up a bunch of different vegetables, fruits, and cheeses with similar textures. One of you can be the taster, and the other will be the server. The server tells the taster to close his eyes and hold his nose. Then the server places a piece of food in the taster's mouth. The taster has to guess what the food is without using his sense of sight or smell. How easy do you think it will be to guess what you're eating?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Fran of mine is coming to town!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit me a sweater!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh must have been a star!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus the window!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amoeba.
Amoeba who?
Amoeba wrong, but I may be right!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if you're okay!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Renata.
Renata who?
Renata jokes, I'll have to learn some more!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess the way it is!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia who?
Mia pants are on fire!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri great pal!
Come and Get It!
Your mom is cooking dinner when, suddenly …
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
To find the end of this mystery, start at the letter marked with a dot. As you spiral into the center, collect every other letter. Write them in order on the lines. When you reach the middle, head back out again, collecting all the letters that you skipped over the first time.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta potatoes please!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu you want to tell me something?
FUN FACT
HOT AND COLD
The Sahara Desert is the largest desert in the world. It gets so hot there during the day, it is almost impossible to go more than four hours without water. At night, though, it can get so cold, the temperature may drop below freezing!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
May.
May who?
Mayday Mayday!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way is the best way!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin all kids!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase before we go!
Words to Know
Skit: A short and funny play. A class might write a skit for a school performance. Sometimes a show will be made up of a few different skits.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs make a good breakfast!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe tell me a story?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lana.
Lana who?
Lana the free, home of the brave!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?
Nanny one home?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me for my birthday?
FUN FACT
ARACHNO-WHAT?
Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders, but most of these creatures are nothing to be afraid of! Spiders are actually good to have around. Almost all of them