The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [43]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lima bean.
Lima bean who?
Lima bean working on the railroad!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lisbon.
Lisbon who?
Lisbon to the movies twice this week!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice to see you again!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hive.
Hive who?
Hive got my eye on you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stuart.
Stuart who?
Stuart up and serve it while it's hot!
FUN FACT
PENGUIN PAIRS
Male and female penguins have a very interesting way of courting each other. If a male penguin is interested in a female penguin, he may offer her small pebbles as a gift. If she accepts, he knows he has won her heart.
What's am I?
I can be found in marshes, swamps, lakes, and ponds. I am famous in the South. I can grow up to 13 feet long, and as an adult I may weigh up to 500 pounds. I catch my food by clamping my jaws shut over them. What am I?
An alligator
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Isaac.
Isaac who?
Isaac-ly who you think it is!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vine.
Vine who?
Vine-derful news!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roxanne.
Roxanne who?
Roxanne sand are at the beach!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita good rest!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto get ready for school!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair your secrets with me!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cedar.
Cedar who?
Cedar plane flying in the air!
Ho, Ho, Ho
The answer to this joke is missing the letters a, e, i, o, and u. Can you fit them in the proper blanks?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grant.
Grant who?
Grant me a wish!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Babbit.
Babbit who?
Babbit in the garden ate our lettuce!
TRY THIS
Yesterday and Today
Collect some old photos of grandparents or other older relatives. Now get some pictures of you and your friends. Put the new photos next to the old photos to see how different things are today. What kind of clothes did the people in the old photos wear? Are there other differences you can detect?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you'll see!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sole.
Sole who?
'Sole new day!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana tell you something!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma is coming to fix the pipes!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fruit.
Fruit who?
Fruit of all evil!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I told you a knock-knock joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Wats-on the radio?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Latin.
Latin who?
Latin me through the door is a good idea!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chelsea.
Chelsea who?
Chel-sea you later!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
Utah-king to me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bolivia.
Bolivia who?
Bolivia me, I know what I'm talking about!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Peace.
Peace who?
Peace and carrots!
Words to Know
Vaudeville: A staged performance including a lot of different types of acts. There could be singing, dancing, comedy, acrobats, and even animal tricks. Everyone loves a good vaudeville show!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike could dance all night!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken' out the situation!
Aye, Aye, Captain
First, figure out what word each letter and picture puzzle represents. Then, number the words in the proper order to create the answer to this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fire engine.
Fire engine who?
FUN FACT
YAWNING FOR AIR
Yawning when you're tired is actually a wake-up call for the brain. Your brain needs lots of oxygen, which is carried in your bloodstream to all parts of your body. When you're tired, your heart pumps more slowly. This means oxygen gets to your brain slowly. When you yawn, your brain gets the