The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers - Michael Dahl [44]
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you tell me something new?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so ice creamed!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Galway.
Galway who?
Galway or else!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
U-8.
U-8 who?
U-8 my candy bar!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry-planes fly overhead!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eliza.
Eliza who?
Eliza when he doesn't want anyone to know the truth!
What's am I?
I can eat a thousand flying insects in one night. My favorite place to live is very close to others like me. I can hang out upside down all day long. One of the best things about me is that I fly around at night and I don't need the light. What am I?
An bat
Where in the World?
Use each of the place names from around the world to complete one of the jokes below. Be careful — there are more names than you need. EXTRA FUN: Turn each of the place names into a knock-knock!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl only be one chance!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom-ah-toes are yummy!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry sorry for the mix-up!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot of candy and now I have a tummy ache!
TRY THIS
Make Your Own Rain Catcher
Tape a ruler to the inside of a coffee can or small jar. Then set the jar outside the next time it rains. After the rain ends, you can measure how many of inches of rain have fallen during the rainstorm!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Guava.
Guava who?
Guava good time!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Minotaur.
Minotaur who?
Minotaur ready, we'll go!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Vera you going for dinner?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Czar.
Czar who?
Czar-y about spilling the drink!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Randy.
Randy who?
Ran-dy track twice!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me?
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wheelbarrow.
Wheelbarrow who?
Wheel-barrow the car and go for a ride!
Words to Know
Spoof: A light and playful way of making fun of something. You might see a television show, a movie, or a play that's a spoof, or even read a story that spoofs something or someone.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Illegals.
Illegals who?
Ill-egals stay in the nest till they're old enough to fly!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fission.
Fission who?
Fission for trout!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beehive.
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you'll get in trouble!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are we leaving?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thurston.
Thurston who?
Thurston for a milkshake!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey way home we'll stop for ice cream!
What's So Funny
Knock knock!
Who's there?
China.
China who?
China tell you something!
What's am I?
I travel in packs and have beautiful fur. I can survive almost anywhere as long as there is plenty to eat. My scientific name is Canis lupus, but you know me from a famous fairy tale. I was framed, I tell you! Little Red Riding Hood set me up! What am I?
A wolf
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Warner.
Warner who?
Warner lift to school?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Farrah.
Farrah who?
Farrah 'nough!
A KNOCK HERE, A KNOCK THERE
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely cold!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
He did it once, Andy did it again!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie more miles to go!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel sick!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sybil.
Sybil who?
Sybil-ization!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry the package home!
TRY THIS
Invent Your Own Animals
Look through some old magazines to see how many animal pictures you can find. Cut out the legs of a dog, the ears of a cat, the face of a chicken, the body of a giraffe,