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Brains of Jell-O

Do you know anyone who's so silly, it's like he's got a brain full of Jell-O? Now you can make one yourself. Take a batch of cookie dough and press it down in a bowl, making two big dents (for brain lobes) in it. Cover your dough mold with plastic wrap, making sure it's completely protected, and then pour prepared liquid Jell-O inside. Refriger-ate your Jell-O brain for several hours. When the Jell-O hardens, you can move it from the cookie mold to a platter, and use the cookie dough to make brain cookies to go with the Jell-O.

For Daddy's birthday, Victoria helped Mommy bake a birthday cake. When Mommy walked away for a moment, she told Victoria, “Don't forget to put in the flour.” So she did. When Mommy came back, she couldn't stop laughing. What did she find?

There was a daisy in the mixing bowl

Silly Sally can turn around 25 times in 2 minutes. If she wants to break the town record of 37 minutes of spinning, how many times will she need to spin?

475 times

What's the missing word in the last pair? Little lightning bugs, small snails, mini mice, turtles.

Tiny

Ever since Dan got dressed this morning, he's had the strangest feeling that he's going the wrong way. Do you know why?

His clothes are on backward

What has 10 fingers on each hand?

Apair of gloves.

Who is the only person the tooth fairy won't visit at night?

Count Dracula.

What would the Count say if she did?

“Fang you” very much.

Why couldn't the jester get his medicine bottle open?

It was “fool” proof.

What did Pinocchio say when he was asked if he was lying?

Who nose?

How much sleep did the insomniac get?

Nod awink.

What's am I?

Many still believe I had the greatest mind of all time. My theory of relativity was the beginning of many new inventions that we have today. Science was my favorite subject.

Who am I?

Albert Einstein

What is a woodpecker's favorite dessert?

“Tap-ioca” pudding.

What object in space is never hungry?

The full moon.

What does Cyclops drink out of?

Eye glasses.

What type of fishing do the Three Billy Goats Gruff like to do?

Trolling.

What did the mother bolt say to her baby when she tucked him in bed?

Sleep tight.

What's the difference between April 1st and April 2nd?

One day.

When Nate told his mother that he could turn an open bottle filled with water upside down and the water would not pour out, she said, “I'll believe it when I see it.” And she did. What did Nate do in order to keep the water in the bottle?

The bottle was in a tub of water and he never raised it higher than the opening of the bottle.

One day Backward Betty decided to try a mud bath like the stars take. The nearest mud puddle she could find was in the neighbor's driveway. As Betty began to bathe, something seemed strange. What was wrong?

It wasn't mud — it was cement

FUN FACT

SIZING UP YOUR BRAIN

In the past, some experts wondered if the size of your brain decided how smart you could be. Now they know that it's not really true. But here's another fact — did you know that the size of your head compared with your body changes considerably as you grow? At birth, your head is ¼ of your body size. By the time you're an adult, your body catches up and your head is only 1/10 of your body.

Color Us In!

“Jack and Jill went down a hill to fetch a pail of dirt. Jill fell down and broke her foot, and Jack came tumbling after. What's wrong with this story?

Everything is backward

When it was finally Mr. Smiley's turn at the Laughs-R-on-Us booth, they told him he had better take his turn now, as they were about to run out. So what did Mr. Smiley get?

The last laugh

Silly Sally

Can you guess what Silly Sally likes? Take a look at the following clues:

EXTRA FUN: The picture of Silly Sally shows several things that Sally likes. Can you figure out what they are, and why?

Silly Slogans

Write each numbered word in the correct box. Now, rearrange the words to finish the silly slogan for each business!

Why was the King of Hearts so upset?

Because his Ace was