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The Laughing Corpse - Laurell K. Hamilton [71]

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” I said.

She shrugged. “You should stay as far away from that . . . creature as you can, Anita.”

“I know it.” It was my turn to shrug. “Agreeing to meet him seemed the lesser of evils.”

“What were your choices?”

“Meeting him voluntarily or being kidnapped and taken to him.”

“Great choices.”

“Yeah.”

I opened the double doors that led outside. The heat smacked me in the face. It was staggeringly hot, like stepping into an oven. And we were going to jog in this?

I looked up at Ronnie. She is six inches taller than I am, and most of that is leg. We can run together, but I have to set the pace and I have to push myself. It is a very good workout. “It has to be over a hundred today,” I said.

“No pain, no gain,” Ronnie said. She was carrying a sport water bottle in her left hand. We were as prepared as we were going to get.

“Four miles in hell,” I said. “Let’s do it.” We set off at a slow pace, but it was steady. We usually finished the run in a half hour or less.

The air was solid with heat. It felt like we were running through semisolid walls of scalding air. The humidity in St. Louis is almost always around a hundred percent. Combine the humidity with hundred-plus temperatures and you get a small, damp slice of hell. St. Louis in the summertime, yippee.

I do not enjoy exercise. Slim hips and muscular calves are not incentive enough for this kind of abuse. Being able to outrun the bad guys is incentive. Sometimes it all comes down to who is faster, stronger, quicker. I am in the wrong business. Oh, I’m not complaining. But 106 pounds is not a lot of muscle to throw around.

Of course, when it comes to vampires, I could be two-hundred-plus of pure human muscles and it wouldn’t do me a damn bit of good. Even the newly dead can bench press cars with one hand. So I’m outclassed. I’ve gotten used to it.

The first mile was behind us. It always hurts the worst. My body takes about two miles to be convinced it can’t talk me out of this insanity.

We were moving through an older neighborhood. Lots of small fenced yards and houses dating to the fifties, or even the 1800s. There was the smooth brick wall of a warehouse that dated to pre-Civil War. It was our halfway point. Two miles. I was feeling loose and muscled, like I could run forever, if I didn’t have to do it very fast. I was concentrating on moving my body through the heat, keeping the rhythm. It was Ronnie who spotted the man.

“I don’t mean to be an alarmist,” she said, “but why is that man just standing there?”

I squinted ahead of us. Maybe fifteen feet ahead of us the brick wall ended and there was a tall elm tree. A man was standing near the trunk of the tree. He wasn’t trying to conceal himself. But he was wearing a jean jacket. It was much too hot for that, unless you had a gun under it.

“How long’s he been there?”

“Just stepped out from around the tree,” she said.

Paranoia reigns supreme. “Let’s turn back. It’s two miles either way.”

Ronnie nodded.

We pivoted and started jogging back the other way. The man behind us did not cry out or say stop. Paranoia, it was a vicious disease.

A second man stepped out from the far corner of the brick wall. We jogged towards him a few more steps. I glanced back. Mr. Jean Jacket was casually walking towards us. The jacket was unbuttoned, and his hand was reaching under his arm. So much for paranoia.

“Run,” I said.

The second man pulled a gun from his jacket pocket.

We stopped running. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

“Un-uh,” the man said, “I don’t feel like chasing anyone in this heat. All ya gotta be is alive, chickie, anything else is gravy.” The gun was a .22 caliber automatic. Not much stopping power, but it was perfect for wounding. They’d thought this out. That was scary.

Ronnie was standing very stiff beside me. I fought the urge to grab her hand and squeeze it, but that wouldn’t be very tough-as-nails vampire slayer, would it? “What do you want?”

“That’s better,” he said. A pale blue T-shirt gapped where his beer gut spilled over his belt. But his arms had a beefy look to them. He may have

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