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I backed up so the brick wall was to my back. Ronnie moved with me. Mr. Jean Jacket was almost with us now. He had a Beretta 9mm loose in his right hand. It was not meant for wounding.

I glanced at Ronnie, then at Fatty who was nearly right beside her. I glanced at Mr. Jean Jacket, who was nearly beside me. I glanced back at Ronnie. Her eyes widened just a bit. She licked her lips once, then turned back to stare at Fatty. The guy with the Beretta was mine. Ronnie got the .22. Delegation at its best.

“What do you want?” I said again. I hate repeating myself.

“You to come take a little ride with us, that’s all.” Fatty smiled as he said it.

I smiled back, then turned to Jean Jacket, and his tame Beretta. “Don’t you talk?”

“I talk,” he said. He took two steps closer to me, but his gun was very steadily pointed at my chest. “I talk real good.” He touched my hair, lightly, with his fingertips. The Beretta was damn near pressed against me. If he pulled the trigger now, it was all over. The dull black barrel of the gun was getting bigger. Illusion, but the longer you stare at a gun, the more important it gets to be. When you’re on the wrong end of it.

“None of that, Seymour,” Fatty said. “No pussy and we can’t kill her, those are the rules.”

“Shit, Pete.”

Pete, alias Fatty, said, “You can have the blonde. No one said we couldn’t have fun with her.”

I did not look at Ronnie. I stared at Seymour. I had to be ready if I got that one second chance. Glancing at my friend to see how she was taking the news of her impending rape was not going to help. Really.

“Phallic power, Ronnie. It always goes to the gonads,” I said.

Seymour frowned. “What the hell does that mean?”

“It means, Seymour, that I think you’re stupid and what brains you have are in your balls.” I smiled pleasantly while I said it.

He hit me with the flat of his hand, hard. I staggered but didn’t go down. The gun was still steady, unwavering. Shit. He made a sound deep in his throat and hit me, closed fist. I went down. For a moment I lay on the gritty sidewalk, listening to the blood pound in my ears. The slap had stung. The closed fist hurt.

Someone kicked me in the ribs. “Leave her alone!” Ronnie screamed.

I lay on my stomach and pretended to be hurt. It wasn’t hard. I groped for the Velcro pocket. Seymour was waving the Beretta in Ronnie’s face. She was screaming at him. Pete had grabbed Ronnie’s arms and was trying to hold her. Things were getting out of hand. Goody.

I stared up at Seymour’s legs and struggled to my knees. I shoved the derringer into his groin. He froze and stared down at me.

“Don’t move, or I’ll serve up your balls on a plate,” I said.

Ronnie drove her elbow back into Fatty’s solar plexus. He bent over a little, hands going to his stomach. She twisted away and kneed him hard in the face. Blood spurted from his nose. He staggered back. She smashed him in the side of the face, getting all her shoulder and upper body into it. He fell down. She had the .22 in her hand.

I fought an urge to yell “Yea Ronnie,” but it didn’t sound tough enough. We’d do high-fives later. “Tell your friend not to move, Seymour, or I’ll pull this trigger.”

He swallowed loud enough for me to hear it. “Don’t move, Pete, okay?”

Pete just stared at us.

“Ronnie, please get Seymour’s gun from him. Thank you.”

I was still kneeling in the gravel with the derringer pressed into the man’s groin. He let Ronnie take his gun without a fight. Fancy that.

“I’ve got this one covered, Anita,” Ronnie said. I didn’t glance at her. She would do her job. I would do mine.

“Seymour, this is a .38 Special, two shots. It can hold a variety of ammunition, .22, .44, or .357 Magnum.” This was a lie, the new lightweight version couldn’t hold anything higher than .38s, but I was betting Seymour couldn’t tell the difference. “Forty-four or .357 and you can kiss the family jewels good-bye. Twenty-two, maybe you’ll just be very, very sore. To quote a role model of mine, ‘Do you feel lucky today?