This Is a Book - Demetri Martin [55]
• Prone to complaining
• Unsympathetic to others
• Extremely complacent
• May take unnecessary risks that put others in danger
• May have an attitude of superiority
• Tendency to inexplicably punch things
Shown below are non-strengths that are typical of people who score like you. These are areas where improvement will benefit your performance. It is best to minimize exposure in areas that might showcase your non-strengths.
Personality Non-strengths
• Tendency to kick or shove people when confused
• Easily confused
• Overly sensitive
• Propensity for blindly following dogmas
• Formidably lethargic
• Morally bankrupt
• Quick to start stabbing things when agitated
• Prone to uncontrollable weeping
• Uncomfortable in group social activities; can appear unfriendly and/or homicidal
Your extremely high score on the DOMINANCE scale indicates that you are naturally motivated to have absolute control over your environment and over anyone in it.
Your very low-range score on the CONSCIENTIOUSNESS scale suggests that you have the ability to be both precise and ruthless. You should be careful around babies and law-enforcement officials.
Some Possible Careers
Drug mule
Bouncer
Reality TV personality
Exterminator
Network television executive
Human shield
Civil War reenactor
DMV employee
Dental hygienist
Conclusion
This Career Assessment Profile has included a lot of helpful information, which you should take some time to process. If you do your best to apply your strengths and address your non-strengths you will fulfill your career and personality potential. Also, given your particular profile, it is important that you try your hardest not to kill anyone.
More Statistics
Every year drunk driving is responsible for over 20,000 stories that start with “Bro…”
“Yes” actually means “No” 100% of the time, when the question is “Can I give you some advice?”
For the price of just one cup of coffee you can feed a child a coffee.
4 in every 8 math teachers think that they should be 1 in every 2 math teachers.
Europe contains more than 85% of the world’s armpit hair.
The leading killer of daredevils is the ground.
The ces that this statistic makes sense are 1.2% in 5/9 out of π
In a blind taste test, 100% of the people tested preferred the taste of things that were not just shoved into their mouth by surprise without any warning.
Surveys indicate that 1 in every 1 person is you.
Over 370 trillion points are earned in pinball every year, which totals less than 1 impressive achievement per year.
If every person took 5 minutes less time in the shower, then people who take showers that are only 5 minutes long would start to smell.
Anvils appear 1000% more frequently in cartoons than in real life.
The average American household contains 2.5 television sets and 4.5 idiots.
1 in every 20 people is double-jointed. The other 19 really don’t care or need to do a demonstration.
It is safer to fly in a plane than it is to fly in a car.
Excerpts from My Often-True Autobiography
“I love you,” she whispered into my ear. I was quiet for a moment. Then I turned to her and said, “I love you too, darling,” but I kind of burped it. It was all in one long burp. I could have done more words with it too, but I decided to cut it short. I remember the look in her eyes. It wasn’t a good look.
There’s an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don’t know it. And I don’t speak Russian. But I sometimes think about it and wonder if it is relevant to what I am going through at the time. But, probably not. I mean, what do Russians know about hunger, anyway?
As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.
When people said, “Why does your grandma have a mustache?” we’d say, “Because she’s Italian.” And when they said, “And why the top hat?” we started to realize that there was something wrong with Grandma.
There I was, hanging from the