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Cake Out!
What’s better than cake? The answer is not much else. Unless, of course, we’re talking about cakes that look like other delicious foods. Cakes so realistic and tempting, your brain will hurt almost as much as your stomach in its attempt to digest the culinary trick we like to call a “cake out.”
Turkey Cake
Taco Cake
Hamburger Cake
Burrito Cake
Donut Cake
Bacon Cake
Hot Dog Cake
Deep-Fried Coke
Recipe by Stephen Witherden
2 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
2 eggs
1½ cups Coke
Whipped cream
Maraschino cherries
Mix together flour and baking powder. Add eggs and Coke and mix until a batter is formed. Pour 1/3 cup batter into a funnel, dropper, or turkey baster and pour into a skillet filled with oil. Fry for a minute on each side.
Serve warm, garnished with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.
Tubby Dog
A hot dog topped with chili, bacon, cheese, onions, and mustard.
LOCAL FAVE!
Tubby Dog Calgary, Canada
The Cornhole
Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks all wrapped in ground beef.
Snack Stadium
Recipe by Nate and Dave
5 loaves of bread for the stadium walls
2 kinds of tortilla chips to surround walls
2 kinds of crackers and Easy Cheese for borders
Guacamole for field
Spinach dip for field
Pepperoni sticks for walls and field lines
Homemade Chex mix for walls
Sausages and cheese for sidelines
Hungarian sausage used for the players’ bodies
Black olives for team one’s helmets
White mini mozzarella balls for team two’s helmets
Tillamook Beef Sticks for goal posts
2 aluminum pans
Lots and lots of toothpicks
14-Pie Pie
Recipe by Ben McLeod, Alex Chan, George Organ, Allan McGregor, John Psegianakis, Joel Roncevich, and Peter Schmidt
3 sheets shortcrust pastry
¼ cup carrots, diced
¼ cup potatoes, diced
2 garlic cloves, diced
4 cups gravy
3 sheets puff pastry
1 egg, beaten
14 PIES:
Chunky beef
Beef, bacon, and cheese
Beef bolognese
Beef and potato
Beef and red chilli beans
Beef, tomato, and onion
Lamb, rosemary, and Shiraz
Steak, mushroom, and Guinness
Chicken, leek, and corn
Moroccan chicken
Tandoori chicken
Chickpea and curried vegetable with eggplant and coconut-milk sauce
Dhansak and curried vegetables
Tomato, coriander, and lentil
Line a large greased oven dish with shortcrust pastry. Preheat oven to 350°F and prebake for about 10 minutes. Set aside to cool. In a medium saucepan, sauté the carrots, potatoes, and garlic in olive oil or butter until soft. Add the gravy and simmer on low heat for 10 minutes. Line up the pies inside the dish, standing them on their sides. Add enough gravy to the dish so it comes to roughly ½ inch below the top of the dish. Cover with a layer of puff pastry. Brush pastry with the beaten egg. Bake at 350°F for about 45 minutes, or until the pastry is golden brown.
Frito Pie
Recipe by Mona Meline
1 snack-size bag Fritos corn chips
1 can chili
Shredded cheddar cheese
Sour cream
Diced onion
Green chili peppers
Jalapeños
With scissors, cut an opening in the middle of the Fritos bag and pull back to expose corn chips. Pour heated chili over corn chips. Add a generous helping of cheddar cheese. Top with sour cream, diced onion, green chili peppers, and jalapeños.
Hot Beef Sundae
Breakfasts of Champions
LOCAL FAVE!
The Parker Palm Springs Palm Springs, CA
Cheesy French Toast
Three slices of egg-battered brioche, filled and slathered with melted cheese.
Elvis Donut
Peanut butter–glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.
LOCAL FAVE!
Ike & Jane Athens, GA
Bacon Cinnamon Rolls
Recipe by Andy Phelan
1 container bacon strips
1 container cream cheese
1 roll ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls
Cook the bacon in a pan until one side is mostly done—but not fully cooked through. Dry the bacon of grease, then slather the mostly cooked side of the bacon with cream cheese. Unroll the cinnamon rolls on a hard surface. Place the cream cheese–slathered bacon onto the unrolled