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Bacon Weave Cheese Roll-up
Recipe by erdero (Flickr)
20 bacon strips
1 bag shredded cheddar cheese
Weave bacon together (10 × 10 strips) as tightly as possible. Next, sprinkle with shredded cheese and roll up the bacon weave. Bake at 350°F. Slice and serve.
Chocolate-Covered Bacon
Peanut Butter Bacon Burger
LOCAL FAVE!
Yo Mama’s New Orleans, LA
Souped-up Sandwiches
29,559 Calorie Sandwich
Recipe by Josh Mattson
15 fried mushrooms (450)
14 bacon slices (990)
18 onion rings (1140)
¼ lb ground beef (293)
2 corn dogs (540)
4 slices Swiss cheese (425)
4 slices provolone cheese (397)
4 slices cheddar cheese (455)
¼ lb sliced ham (184)
¼ lb sliced turkey (181)
¼ lb pastrami (394)
¼ lb sliced roast beef (200)
1 bratwurst (510)
¼ lb braunschweiger (580)
1 lb wheat bread (1030)
½ head lettuce (25)
4 oz feta cheese (350)
6 oz Italian salad dressing (480)
1.75 oz oregano (438)
1.75 oz salt (0)
½ lb butter (1600)
3.5 oz Parmesan cheese (465)
9.5 cups canola oil (18,432)
Total: 29,559 calories
Kenny & Zuke’s DDD Reuben
A deep-fried triple-decker Reuben, featuring four slices of rye, loads of kraut and Russian dressing, a quarter pound of Swiss, all over a pound of pastrami.
LOCAL FAVE!
Kenny & Zuke’s Portland, OR
McGangBang
A McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger.
All-Day-Long Sandwich of Dreams
Recipe by Rosa, Paul, and Tara
Breakfast Section:
Sausages, baked beans, bacon, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, and multiple fried eggs
Lunch Section:
Tuna and mayonnaise sandwich, cherry tomato garnish, and potato chips
Afternoon Tea Section:
Scone, jam (strawberry), and cream
Aperitif Section:
Olives (stuffed with anchovies)
Dinner Section:
Lasagna, fish sticks, and broccoli
Dessert Section:
Crème Catalan
Gluttonator
From top to bottom: a bread slice, fried eggs with Worcestershire sauce, a bread slice, breaded chicken breast, a bread slice, onion rings and mayonnaise, a bread slice, sausages with brown sauce, a bread slice, garlic-fried mushrooms with chips and melted cheddar, a bread slice, bacon and tomato sauce, and another slice of bread.
LOCAL FAVE!
The Kibitz Room Cherry Hill, NJ
The G.B.M.F.
Corned beef, pastrami, turkey, roast beef, and brisket with cole slaw, Russian dressing, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
The American Dream
Recipe by Nick Amosson
Layers from bottom to top:
Pancake
Eggs
Bacon
Sausage
Hash browns
Cheese
Pancake
Pizza
Onion rings
Jalapeño poppers
Cheeseburger
Mozzarella sticks
Pizza
Garlic bread
Mashed potatoes
1 steak
Pasta and meatballs
Garlic bread
4 lbs shredded cheese
The Fat Tuesday
Recipe by Bryan S. Thompson
Layer One:
Bottom slice of a whole King Cake
Layer Two:
25 cooked cheeseburger patties
Layer Three:
10 sausages, cut in half horizontally, and then sliced vertically
Layer Four:
25 slices of ham, each folded in half, layered over the sausages
Layer Five:
Top slice of the whole King Cake
Deep-Fried Grilled-Cheese Sandwich
LOCAL FAVE!
Smoky Mountain BBQ Portland, OR
Heart Attack Sandwich
Chicken-fried steak, chicken-fried bacon, a country sausage, a fried egg, a fried green tomato topped with cheddar cheese and sandwiched between buns fried in bacon fat, all served with a gravy dipping sauce.
Sandwich of Knowledge
Recipe by Luke Berryman
BOTTOM TIER:
Bottom horizontal slice of white bread loaf
8 bacon strips
8 pork sausages
4¼-lb beef burger patties
1 horizontal slice of white bread loaf
MIDDLE TIER:
1 black pudding sausage, sliced
1 horizontal slice of white bread loaf
TOP TIER:
6 eggs
2 chicken breasts, diced
Top horizontal slice of white bread loaf
Monster Sandwich Pie
Recipe by Stephen Dietz
1 King’s Hawaiian original round loaf
1 container cream cheese
½ lb Swiss cheese
½ lb cheddar cheese
16 oz onion and chive sour cream
¾ lb ham
¾ lb roast beef
¾ lb turkey
Lettuce
1 tomato
1 onion, thinly sliced
Oil and vinegar