Blow Him Away_ How to Give Him Mind-Blowing Oral Sex - Marcy Michaels [21]
YOU MUST BE CLEAN FOR SEXUAL CUISINE
A few oral sex preliminaries. In addition to your general hygiene, pay particularly close attention to the following areas: Make sure that your lips are soft and supple to the touch, and apply cocoa butter or any other moisturizer to them if they feel rough. If you plan on using your hands extensively—as you are hereby encouraged to—either make sure that your nails are clipped close to your fingers, or be hyperattentive to how and where they touch your partner's skin. And before you go down, brush those teeth. Brush 'em long and hard.
GREEN MEANS GO, RED MEANS NO,
AND NOTHING MEANS . . . ?
If your partner doesn't respond to the basic, introductory moves outlined in this book, never, ever simply proceed. Your uncertainty will affect your performance. The best thing to do in this situation is to pause and ask him how he likes it (in a confident, inviting voice). If he says he doesn't know, ask him how he feels about trying some different things, or if there is something he would like to do instead. If he's open to it, this is a great opportunity for you to experiment with different light moves, and the orgasms of a doubtful partner will make you doubly proud. However, if he responds to your question with specific directives, treat it as a learning opportunity. He may put some signature moves in your pocket.
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The Oral Sex Fitness Test
THE TEST GETS its own chapter because you will need to keep coming back to it to check your progress. These test questions will determine whether you are ready to proceed to the next set of exercises, or if you need to keep practicing the intermediate exercises. Answer all the questions yes or no as accurately as you can; then add up the number of yeses and read the explanation after the end of the test. This is not a difficult test—wipe those images of bleary-eyed exams out of your mind. In fact, it may be the coolest test in history.
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THE ORAL SEX FITNESS TEST
1. Can you make a well-defined point with your tongue? It should point straight out like an arrow, straight ahead, parallel to the ground. Try it standing in front of a mirror. Close your eyes; stick your tongue out; try and point it. Now open your eyes and check its configuration.
2. Does your tongue rest in the Spot (see chapter 3)? Your tongue has one correct launching pad in your mouth. Locate the Spot; then see if your tongue returns to it naturally.
3. Can you touch the corners of your mouth with the tip of your tongue—not the sides—on the first try?
4. Can you move your tongue independently of your jaw? Try this as a test: With your tongue down behind your lower teeth, pronounce a hard “k.” Your jaw should open. With your tongue on the Spot and your finger between your teeth, pronounce the letters “n,” “l,” “t,” and “d” (the letters themselves, not the sounds they make). The middle of your tongue should rub the roof of your mouth. While you're doing this, does your jaw move? Does your tongue touch your finger? They shouldn't. Stand in front of a mirror and say “cunning.” If your jaw moves, you are not working your tongue independently.
5. Can you open your mouth, protrude your tongue slightly, then lift your tongue into contact with your upper lip while keeping your mouth open?
6. Can you pronounce “t,” “d,” “l,” and “n” without touching your teeth? Can you pronounce any of the above sounds, or “h” or “s,” without your tongue protruding between your teeth?
7. Can you groove your tongue?
8. Do you sleep without snoring?
9. Can you whistle with your tongue without pursing your lips?
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