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TO: Chelsea Lately Staff

SUBJECT: S&P notes for Chelsea Lately #5098, taped 7-20-10

Hi everyone,

Here are the S&P notes for today’s show:

ROUNDTABLE (SHOW #5098)

3:09: Please completely bleep “shit” in Brad’s “Aw shit.”

3:11: Please completely bleep “Jesus” in Ben’s “Aw Jesus!” (just as Chris comes on camera).

3:14: Please lose Jo’s retarded impersonation.

SUSAN SARANDON (SHOW #5098)

3:27: Please completely bleep “shit” in “We’ll ping-pong the shit out of Milwaukee.”

CHICKEN CHARLIE (SHOW #5103)

S&P approved.

Thanks

FROM: E! Entertainment Television

SENT: Thursday, November 18, 2010, 5:15 PM

TO: Chelsea Lately Staff

SUBJECT: S&P notes for Chelsea Lately #5165, taped 11-18-10

Hi everyone,

Here are the S&P notes for today’s show:

ROUNDTABLE

Overall note: A lot of penis and vagina talk for our post-Thanksgiving show. Can we dial some of this back, particularly the “eating pussy” discussion in Act 2? Thanks.

4:27: Please completely bleep “fuck” in “Oh fuck.”

4:33: Please completely bleep “dick” in “Your Mom knows her way around a dick.”

4:35: Please completely bleep “pussy” in “And get some pussy.”

4:35: Please completely bleep “pussy” in “I want some of that pussy.”

4:36: Please completely bleep “pussy” in “oh, pussy!”

4:36: Please completely bleep the entire phrase “eating pussy.”

4:37: Please completely bleep “shit” in “You should hear the shit I say.”

DONALD SCHULTZ

4:42: Please completely bleep “fucker” in “You little fucker.”

4:44: Please completely bleep “shit” in “Oh shit.”

4:45: Please completely bleep “hole” in “Look at that asshole.”

Thanks

FROM: E! Entertainment Television

SENT: Monday, November 15, 2010, 4:51 PM

TO: Chelsea Lately Staff

SUBJECT: S&P notes for Chelsea Lately #5161, taped 11-15-10

Hi everyone,

Here are the S&P notes for today’s show:

ROUNDTABLE (SHOW #5161)

3:42: Please completely bleep the entire phrase “jerking off” in Natasha’s “You can’t stop jerking off to porn.”

3:45: No need for a fight on the “toilet babies” joke. It’s incredibly tasteless, but it doesn’t violate our standards. Besides, it’s pretty funny.

3:47: Please completely bleep “fucked” in “Girls like that like to get fucked.”

MONICA POTTER (SHOW #5161)

4:02: Please completely bleep “fucking” and “holes” in “Those fucking assholes.”

TREY SONGZ (SHOW #5162)

4:18: Please completely bleep “shit” in “Oh shit.”

4:21: Please completely bleep “shit” in “Shit can jump off.” (Chelsea)

4:21: Please completely bleep “shit” in “Shit can jump off.” (Trey)

Thanks

FROM: Tom O’Brien

SENT: Tuesday, July 21, 2009, 4:30 PM

TO: Chelsea Lately Staff

SUBJECT: S&P notes for Chelsea Lately #4093, taped 7-21-09

Hi everyone,

Here are the S&P notes for today’s taping:

ROUNDTABLE

3:11: Please completely bleep “shit” in “You guys hear a ton of shit.”

MARGARET CHO

The “fags and fag hags” exchange. The word “fags” by itself is not acceptable in any circumstance, and every use of the word will need to be bleeped. Once before, we have allowed the term “fag hag” in an episode in a context that’s very similar to the way Chelsea used it in today’s roundtable discussion of the gay penguins. We’re OK with that one use. But when Margaret repeatedly uses the term during the interview, it totally changes the tone of the program. We request that the term be bleeped throughout the interview or, ideally, the whole conversation be removed. Can we find another way to get into the “Project Runway” discussion?

The description of the porn star’s penis. The mention of his 9.2 inches is graphic but the quick mention is defendable. But Margaret crosses the line when she begins the detailed description and visuals of the volume of the penis and talks about her not being able to get it into her ass. It’s just too graphic. Please lose.

Here are the line-by-line notes for the sequence: