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and respect this muscle of love and oh-so-much-pleasure. When you and your man are laying in bed or on the couch, instead of laying on his chest, lay your head on his crotch and smell him, feel him, live among his genitalia for a while. Does his bare essence, or pheromones, turn you on? Or do you wince and throw up in your mouth a little at the very thought of being “down there”? Wait a minute…do you actually call it “down there”? If so, get away from him and never go to his happy place again! Or, at least, not until you learn to love his penis and everything it does and represents. Only then can you welcome it into the orifice that receives your food and puckers to kiss your children. And that’s how much you should love this instrument—as much as you love food and your kids. If not, don’t fake it; he will only resent you for it, and you will resent him and his body if either of you forces the issue.

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I can hear some of you now asking, “Well, how do I learn to love the damn thing?” I know, ladies, it’s not the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen and maybe he hasn’t maintained it or the area around it very well. Hmmm…so what can you do to make this thing more appealing? Maybe the following tips will help.

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Vixen Tip

Making the penis appealing.

Clean it! If you have to get into the shower with your man and do it for him, then fine; just call it pampering and he won’t know the difference. If he is uncircumcised, you’re going to have to pull that skin back and get the crusties out. Use a soap that you like, something you’d love to smell on him or even on yourself.

Clean around it! With a pair of mustache trimmers, trim his pubic hair using the one-inch guard. Be very careful not to nick his sensitive skin, especially around his scrotum. This is why the guard is crucial.

Make it smell yummy! Baby powder isn’t only for babies, honey. Powder his hairy areas and in between those ass cheeks! If he won’t let you go there, then let him do it himself. Either way, get that sucker powdered up. This will keep odor away throughout his day.

Remove and trim as much hair as possible. This means his armpits, chest, and his rear. Trimmers are great for most areas, but that crack is going to give you some trouble. If he lies very still and lets you get in between there, Nair works wonders in this crevice, however, the makers of Nair DO NOT recommend this and so I can’t, either. If you try this, you may need to protect his anus with a cotton ball. But again, I can’t recommend it, officially.

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Now that you’ve gotten it all clean and smelling good, what do you do with it? Technique is important but in this case, it’s a difficult thing to teach. Every man is different and will like different things. Some want more suction; some want less or none and prefer to just feel your mouth and tongue glide up, down, and around their penises. So, when you’re with your guy, pay close attention to what makes him squirm and moan—but if your mate isn’t doing either of those two things, you’ll need to brush up on your skills a bit.

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Vixen Tip

The beginning of a successful oral experience.

First, remove all jewelry before beginning.Get yourself in a stress-free position that will help support your neck and back during the exercise. While in bed, the most comfy position is pretty basic. With him on his back, lay on your stomach between his legs with your nonoperative arm wrapped around his thigh, and grab hold of his upper leg for leverage.

Place his penis in your mouth, being aware of teeth and tongue placement. You want to be very careful not to scrape his sensitive skin with your razor-sharp fangs. You also want to be adventurous with your tongue, allowing it to explore the instrument. Up, down, and circular movements are helpful as well as interchangeable fast and slow speeds.

Suction is crucial. Switch between no suction to heavy suction, gauging which range of pressure your man likes best. Apply different amounts of pressure at different times, while alternating the movement of your tongue.

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