Cannot Wait to Get to Heaven - Fannie Flagg
Contents
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Elmwood Springs, Missouri, Monday, April 1
The Nervous Niece
The Eyewitness
Norma Hits the Road
Verbena Gets the News
To Believe or Not to Believe
The Newspaper Woman
Oh No, Not That Robe!
The Waiting Room
Yoo Hoo!
The Doctor’s Report
Bad News Travels Fast
Linda Gets the Call
Going Over to Elner’s
Irene Goodnight
The Elevator Ride
Verbena Wheeler Spreads the News
Making Arrangements with Neva
A Surprise
The Cause of Death
A Sad B ...